What else?

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Dear Hoopeeans, My Hoopeeans, freaks, geeks, dweebs, lurkers, and other oddballs,

It has come to my attention that you are not here. I know that because you do not post. You do not comment. And you do not lurk.

This makes me sad.

I would love to see this site get active again. However, it takes more than just me to make it so, number one.

If you are out there, please join us in some conversation. Seriously, we’d love to have it.

I tried posting hotties and all I got was scumbag piece of shit sites stealing our bandwidth.
I tried posting old school hoopee stuff and noone answered.
I even tried putting my penis online, and by putting my penis online, I mean I didn’t do that.

So what is it? Is Hoopee just old school and noone can dig it?

I (being the person who just happens to be admin but not ruler or anything of that sort) give free reign here. Anyone who signs up and makes an attempt to post gets freedom to do so. As long as you are not a piece of shit spammer or just trying to hock your jewels, you can say what you want.

Try it. Seriously. If you happen upon this site, sign up and post. Say things. Sure, you could blog on your own site but what fun is that?

Stir up the bees.
Stir up the bees.

I love you all and hope you are all happy. And if you are not, fuck yeah, post about it.

I will continue to be here. I check the site daily. If noone posts, so be it.

I got love for the Hoop.

Love.

Seerious.

ams

I get to talk up my new projects here because I rule.

My friend Rob and I have a new podcast we lovingly call Earl. Or “The Geekfest Podcast”.

Please check it out here:

http://www.geekfestpodcast.com/

Or don’t. It’s up to you, dood.

ams

So, I am sitting here ripping some of my old public domain movies from my Total Movie collection. (Anyone remember that magazine?)

One of the movies on the discs is Assassin of Youth, a 1937 anti-pot movie. Basically it’s just pure crap, but it’s cult status and totally stupid story and such makes it fun to watch.

It also has Reefer Madness, another wonderful completely stupid anti-pot movie. I’ve not watched either in years, so I look forward to having at them on my AppleTV sometime soon.

Not as much fun to watch when you are sober or only drunk, but that’s how life goes.

There are also movies in the collection like White Zombie, Dick Tracy: Detective, and I Bury The Living. All very old and crappy, yet fun.

I wonder what movies that are out right now that will eventually get this kind of cult status? AoY was made in 37, so that was 70 years ago! Imagine someone watching something like Saw 70 years in the future.

You are all ghey, but that’s ok.

So sad.

Dood, why didn’t you tell anyone you were so depressed and needed help?!

I am such a geek. I saw this shirt on ThinkGeek and HAD to have it.

It’s certainly eye catching when it’s working. but the microphone is too weak for decent movement when people are talking etc.

Works awesome in the car, and would be great for clubbing!

Happy New Year everyone.

We are all old, fat and stupid. What happened?

I am 40 now, as of a few days ago. I feel fucking OLD.

Hugs to everyone. I hope you are happy, safe, drunk, stoned, got laid, and kicked her out of bed.

Love,

ams

Merry Christmas Hoopee.

Here’s my recently acquired Albanian bride with the sweet monitor I gave her. She plays CS pretty much all day and loves games.

Here’s a cunt punching montage for Langdon

Gunt
I was going to embed it, but fuck figuring that out.
Happy Holidays everyone

Seriously? Any of you eat this shit from McDs? Please tell me you don’t. The only thing more disgusting is scat play.

At least the people who like to be shit on know they are eating shit and don’t lie to themselves.

IMHO

I’m so glad the holidays are now upon us. Christmas is always a special time for me - getting crap I don’t need, eating too much, singing praise about the birth of everyone’s favorite cosmic Jewish zombie.  Anyway, I think what Christmas reminds me of the most are the times with my grandmother. I remember one christmas eve at our yearly family get together when I shared some special time with my grandmother:

“Timmy,” said my grandma, “come sit on my lap.” I thought I was getting too big for sitting on her lap. I was almost in seventh grade! To be nice though, I sat on her lap and was surprised to find I still just barely fit.

 ”Timmy,” grandma said, “now that you’re older and past the birds and the bees, I’ll let you in on a little secret about the ladies.”

“What’s that, grandma?” I asked awkwardly, and making sure no one else was listening so I wouldn’t get embarassed.

“Timmy, what you need to know about us ladies is that if it wasn’t for pussy, there’d be a bounty on us.”

“Ok, Grandma.”

I ran off that night not thinking much of our talk. I’ve since grown up and now have a family of my own. But every Christmas since, I’ve always thought of that special time with my grandma one Christmas eve, and of how right she really was.

Amen and pass the potata’s.

Timmy

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