happy halloween old school

October 28th, 2008 by spalding

hugs

love spalding.

and malachi

 your all gay. you know it.

And we are in

September 20th, 2008 by captainjeff


go Tampa Bay

The Dark Knight

July 21st, 2008 by timmy

Go see it. Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick go see it. It takes a lot to get me fired up about a movie, but it’s happened. Damn. Awesome all around. Not your average comic book upgrade.

Have you seen it yet, shitnipples*?

*shitnipples of course being the standard term of endearment in my community of faith.

Happy America Day

July 3rd, 2008 by captainjeff

Here’s a candid shot of me and my cat. Looking for hot guys to chat with. If you have a Star Trek fetish, and washboard abs, email me at webmaster@hoopee.com

PS: abs not necessary if you look naturally vulcan.

shoutout to vader

June 26th, 2008 by captainjeff

I don’t know if any of you listen to sample records, but Gregg Gillis who works under the name Girl Talk just put his new record up on his website in a fashion similar to Radiohead.  You can grab it here

http://74.124.198.47/illegal-art.net/__girl__talk___feed__the__anima.ls___/

if you have a link to some cool shit you have been listening to , or a recommendation post it

posted without a title

June 14th, 2008 by captainjeff

hello, here are some random links, mostly to music videos i enjoy on the youtube and things of that nature. ams email me when you read this, i have many questions about my iPod and my iTunes. seriously, i have questions only a mac faggot can answer, and honestly you’re my go-to guy on all things mac and all things faggot. its like killing two birds with one stone

on with the links, maybe you’ll like some of these bands

this is my favorite record right now, read more about it at wiki !!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Since_I_Left_You

asian cheerleaders at 2min 7 seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

no asians in the following

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjftSv3zq1w&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWjJ7ZN56jE&feature=related (first 15 seconds)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B8Z6zfOCz8
,,, satan…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=puwllq0fBLs&feature=related

read up on numbers stations http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_stations when you have some time on break at the TacoBell ,

you can download a fuckton of numbers stations for free here http://irdial.hyperreal.org/the%20conet%20project

or search that on the pirate bay

well i’m off to pick up ladies at the track,

__–++~~~ PeaCe and LoVE ~~~++”__

to: hoopee from:captainjeff re: my blood alcohol level

June 6th, 2008 by captainjeff

I  got a new job recently, and I saw the space shuttle in real life, way off in the distance, like way off in the distance 165 miles. It fucking kicked ass, I watch alot of NASA TV and the live streams from the station are really interesting. I live in florida on the extreme west coast, and its a tropical paradise. Warm and brezzy. Granted in the summer, its like being on Venus, but the ISS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iss is passing over the us/canada right now with the sun behind it, so its super bright right now. Check this link to see when its in your area.. seriously, its fucking kick ass and when it appears out of nowhere, completely hauling ass, it really makes you think about those braniacs working at nasa.  . also the shuttle is attached right now check your local listings here

http://esa.heavens-above.com/esa/iss_step1_1.asp

well thats all i have right now, I’m pretty baked at the moment. i love hoopee, and i remember the good times,  the laughs, and the constant accusations of homosexual shenanigans.  directed mainly at the dutch and ams (rightfully so I say).

I’m going to post every friday night henceforth, expect the same quality and spelling. also, eat a dick 

shoutouts to my peeps: itguy……..spalding…………..meatsack…………….timmy, who has been around a long time, i remember him, langdon, gayberry, and dfs. If I forgot you, fuck a tree stump

::~~~ PeACe OuT ~~~::

anybody wants to chat, feel free to email me, seriously, lets keep better in touch

well i was going to poast some hilarious images, but fuck figuring all that out 

oops forget email  makifan@gmail.com

Action Cats!!!

April 11th, 2008 by timmy

What else?

www.dailymotion.com/video/x9fsm_actiekatten

alienmeatsack

Hi.

March 20th, 2008 by alienmeatsack

Dear Hoopeeans, My Hoopeeans, freaks, geeks, dweebs, lurkers, and other oddballs,

It has come to my attention that you are not here. I know that because you do not post. You do not comment. And you do not lurk.

This makes me sad.

I would love to see this site get active again. However, it takes more than just me to make it so, number one.

If you are out there, please join us in some conversation. Seriously, we’d love to have it.

I tried posting hotties and all I got was scumbag piece of shit sites stealing our bandwidth.
I tried posting old school hoopee stuff and noone answered.
I even tried putting my penis online, and by putting my penis online, I mean I didn’t do that.

So what is it? Is Hoopee just old school and noone can dig it?

I (being the person who just happens to be admin but not ruler or anything of that sort) give free reign here. Anyone who signs up and makes an attempt to post gets freedom to do so. As long as you are not a piece of shit spammer or just trying to hock your jewels, you can say what you want.

Try it. Seriously. If you happen upon this site, sign up and post. Say things. Sure, you could blog on your own site but what fun is that?

Stir up the bees.
Stir up the bees.

I love you all and hope you are all happy. And if you are not, fuck yeah, post about it.

I will continue to be here. I check the site daily. If noone posts, so be it.

I got love for the Hoop.

Love.

Seerious.

ams

alienmeatsack

The Geekfest Podcast

February 27th, 2008 by alienmeatsack

I get to talk up my new projects here because I rule.

My friend Rob and I have a new podcast we lovingly call Earl. Or “The Geekfest Podcast”.

Please check it out here:

http://www.geekfestpodcast.com/

Or don’t. It’s up to you, dood.

ams

alienmeatsack

THC for you and me

January 30th, 2008 by alienmeatsack

So, I am sitting here ripping some of my old public domain movies from my Total Movie collection. (Anyone remember that magazine?)

Assassin of Youth

One of the movies on the discs is Assassin of Youth, a 1937 anti-pot movie. Basically it’s just pure crap, but it’s cult status and totally stupid story and such makes it fun to watch.

It also has Reefer Madness, another wonderful completely stupid anti-pot movie. I’ve not watched either in years, so I look forward to having at them on my AppleTV sometime soon.

Not as much fun to watch when you are sober or only drunk, but that’s how life goes.

There are also movies in the collection like White Zombie, Dick Tracy: Detective, and I Bury The Living. All very old and crappy, yet fun.

I wonder what movies that are out right now that will eventually get this kind of cult status? AoY was made in 37, so that was 70 years ago! Imagine someone watching something like Saw 70 years in the future.

You are all ghey, but that’s ok.

alienmeatsack

RIP Heath Ledger

January 22nd, 2008 by alienmeatsack

So sad.

Dood, why didn’t you tell anyone you were so depressed and needed help?!

alienmeatsack

A true Geek T-Shirt

January 3rd, 2008 by alienmeatsack

EQ T
I am such a geek. I saw this shirt on ThinkGeek and HAD to have it.

It’s certainly eye catching when it’s working. but the microphone is too weak for decent movement when people are talking etc.

Works awesome in the car, and would be great for clubbing!

alienmeatsack

Happy Ducking New Year Mother Bitches

January 1st, 2008 by alienmeatsack

Happy New Year everyone.

We are all old, fat and stupid. What happened?

I am 40 now, as of a few days ago. I feel fucking OLD.

Hugs to everyone. I hope you are happy, safe, drunk, stoned, got laid, and kicked her out of bed.

Love,

ams

Merry Christmas hoopee

December 24th, 2007 by captainjeff

Merry Christmas Hoopee.

Here’s my recently acquired Albanian bride with the sweet monitor I gave her. She plays CS pretty much all day and loves games.

Here’s a cunt punching montage for Langdon

Gunt
I was going to embed it, but fuck figuring that out.
Happy Holidays everyone

  • 420
  • 1937
  • 44
  • 2D
  • 3D
  • 4 beers
  • 5.25"
  • 15 Cents
  • 15%
  • 28 Days Later
  • 28 Weeks Later
  • 30th Birthday
  • 60MPH
  • A&E
  • abandoned building
  • access card
  • acid
  • acne
  • actor
  • afro
  • album
  • alienmeatsack
  • all out of bubble gum
  • Amazon
  • Am I dreaming?
  • amplifier
  • ams
  • ams is hawt
  • ams rules
  • AMS rules the planet
  • Android Hell
  • A New Hope
  • Animal Planet
  • animated
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  • annoying
  • Apple
  • arrows
  • art
  • ashersarlin.com
  • asian
  • ass
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  • ass flowers
  • assholes
  • AT&T
  • Attack of the Clones
  • attitude
  • avatar
  • awesome
  • Babbling
  • baby
  • bacon
  • Bacon Is Not A Weapon
  • bad
  • bad joke
  • bad jokes
  • Ball On
  • bard
  • BASIC
  • bathroom
  • beard
  • beautiful
  • bed
  • beer
  • beer mug
  • belly
  • bent over
  • bikini
  • bill gates is a thief
  • Bioshock
  • bitch
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  • bleu cheese
  • blind
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  • blog
  • blood
  • Blu-Ray
  • blue
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  • bluetoof
  • bluetooth
  • boneless
  • bored
  • breasts
  • brother
  • buffalo wings
  • Bungie
  • BURN IN HELL FOX
  • butt
  • butter
  • butts
  • Buy Stuff
  • Cadbury Creme Egg
  • call
  • camera
  • camisole
  • can
  • Captain Jeff loves the asians
  • cartoon
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  • Case of the Mondays
  • CD
  • celebrity
  • celery
  • cell phone
  • channels
  • chick
  • chicken little
  • chicks
  • Christina Ricci
  • Cinemax
  • classic
  • cleaning
  • Cleansing
  • cloud
  • code
  • comedy
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  • comment
  • Conan
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  • contacts message
  • contractor
  • cool
  • coop
  • corpse
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  • Crackdown
  • crapping
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  • cross
  • css
  • cult
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  • cut
  • cute
  • Dane Cook
  • dark meat
  • Darwin
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  • dead clown
  • Dell
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  • detergent
  • Devon Aoki
  • dick
  • die
  • Digg
  • digital camera
  • Dio
  • DirecTV
  • dirty word
  • Discovery Channel
  • dive bomber
  • dog
  • doing it
  • doll
  • door
  • DOS
  • download
  • Dr. Albert Hofmann
  • Drama
  • dream
  • Drew
  • Drew has large hands
  • drink
  • dropping the kids off at the pool
  • drunk
  • dry erase markers
  • DTV
  • DukeNukem
  • dumpster
  • DVD
  • E
  • Easter
  • electronic
  • email
  • empire on ice
  • Empire Strikes Back
  • end of the world
  • enjoy
  • Entourage
  • EQ
  • equalizer
  • Eric
  • Everything Star Wars
  • evil laugh
  • eye
  • facial hair
  • family
  • fart
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  • Feature requests
  • fick
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  • finale
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  • fire starter
  • First Person Shooter
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  • Forza 2
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  • free
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  • functionality
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  • G4 TV Sucks
  • gang
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  • garage
  • garlic
  • gas
  • gay
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  • geek
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  • geeky
  • George Lucas
  • Germany
  • get laid
  • ghey
  • girls
  • GLaDOS
  • glasses
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  • goatee
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  • Golden Shower
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  • Google
  • gort
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  • grab boobies
  • grape
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  • guy
  • h8r
  • haha
  • haiku
  • hair
  • Half-Life 2
  • half naked
  • Halo
  • halo 3
  • hamburger
  • hands
  • happy 420 bitches
  • happy new year
  • happy people suck
  • hat
  • HBO
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  • Heath Ledger
  • heavy
  • hello hoopee bunko
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  • hoopee
  • horrible
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  • hot
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  • hot sauce
  • hottie
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  • hot wings
  • html
  • hugs
  • humping
  • I'm drunk
  • I'm pooping!
  • I've got gas
  • i heart u
  • iLife
  • I like bacon
  • images
  • iMovie
  • i need a beer
  • infected
  • interactive
  • internet
  • internet Explorer
  • invites
  • I own you
  • iphone
  • iTunes
  • I wish I was dating Christina Ricci
  • Jack Black
  • jam
  • JarJar sucks
  • jeans
  • jean skirt
  • jeffssite.net
  • Jessica Alba
  • john
  • John From Cincinnati
  • Joke of the Day
  • jokes
  • Joost
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  • jott.com
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  • jumpsuit
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  • kick ass
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  • knife
  • know it all
  • kool-aid
  • Kyle Gass
  • lame
  • laugh
  • lava
  • lawn mower
  • lederhosen
  • leechers
  • lesbians
  • limbs
  • Live!
  • Liv Tyler
  • log
  • lol
  • Lotus 123
  • LSD
  • lubricant
  • Mac
  • making turdles
  • Marathon
  • Marathon 2: Durandal
  • Marathon Infinity
  • margarine
  • mary jane
  • master chief
  • matress
  • Max
  • McDonalds
  • mcdonalds sucks
  • McRib
  • Meatloaf
  • merry christmas
  • messed up
  • metal
  • Microsoft
  • Microsoft sucks
  • mind altering
  • mirror
  • missions from god
  • mobile
  • mobile phone
  • Mondays
  • money
  • monkey sex
  • mother bitches
  • Motorola
  • mouth
  • movie
  • Movies
  • moving van
  • mow
  • mow lawn
  • MP3
  • MS
  • multiplayer
  • Music
  • Music Makes Me Horny
  • music videos
  • mustache
  • MySpace SUCKS BALLS
  • Myth
  • naked
  • nap
  • nasty
  • Natalie Portman
  • NBC
  • Neatorama
  • neice
  • nipples
  • not food
  • not funny
  • nude
  • nude sluts on ice
  • nurse
  • Oblivion
  • obsession
  • Office Space
  • official
  • oil
  • OK
  • old
  • old hotel
  • old school
  • OMFG
  • open mic
  • oriental
  • P2P
  • Padme Amidala
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  • panties
  • paper airplane
  • Paris Hilton
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  • Pathways Into Darkness
  • pay check
  • Pay day
  • PC Load Letter
  • pee
  • pee pee
  • Peer 2 Peer
  • pelican
  • penis
  • people are stupid
  • perky
  • Philips Toucam
  • phone
  • photo
  • photograph
  • photographs
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  • picture
  • pictures
  • piercings
  • pigga
  • pills
  • pink
  • pixl
  • plasq.com
  • platform
  • plug-ins
  • poast
  • poasting
  • podcast
  • poetry
  • Polls
  • poop
  • poopface
  • pooping
  • poop your pants
  • Portal
  • post
  • pot
  • potty humor
  • Power of the Damager
  • pregnancy
  • pride
  • print
  • prison
  • prodigy
  • product
  • project
  • promotion
  • Prong
  • psychedelic
  • puff daddy
  • pully
  • purple
  • PWNED
  • qool
  • radio
  • rain
  • ranch dressing
  • random quotes
  • ranting
  • Rants and Raves
  • RAZR
  • really bad joke
  • redhead
  • reefer
  • Reefer Madness
  • restroom
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Revenge of the Sith
  • RIP
  • ripoff
  • road
  • Rob
  • Robn
  • rock
  • roller skating
  • rugs
  • RulEzez
  • rust
  • Safari
  • sand
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  • Satan
  • Saturday
  • scary
  • scat
  • Science Fiction
  • screen grab
  • sea foam
  • search terms
  • see through
  • semen
  • series
  • sex
  • share
  • shave
  • shirt
  • shit
  • shitload
  • shitting
  • show
  • show business
  • silly
  • single player
  • sister-in-law
  • site
  • Site News
  • size
  • skin
  • Skitch
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  • sky is falling
  • Skype
  • sleep
  • slow
  • slut
  • small
  • smaller
  • smoked meat
  • sneak peak
  • snore
  • soap
  • sober
  • solo
  • Sopranos
  • South Carolina
  • space heater
  • spam
  • spandex
  • spicy
  • spoiled brat
  • spoon
  • Star Wars
  • Star Wars Celebration
  • Starz
  • stein
  • stethoscope
  • stoned
  • streaming
  • stupid
  • stupid ending
  • Sucks
  • suicide
  • sun
  • sun light
  • Super Paper Mario
  • surf
  • sweater
  • Swiss chemist
  • T-Shirt
  • tags
  • taking over the world
  • taking the browns to the superbowl
  • talk
  • tasty
  • tattoo
  • tattoos
  • TCF
  • teaser
  • teeth
  • Tenacious D
  • text
  • texture
  • that is not very funny
  • theatre
  • The cake is a lie
  • The Clone Wars
  • The Landlord
  • The Orange Box
  • The Phantom Menace
  • The Pick of Destiny
  • the p word
  • The Rifleman
  • The Simpsons Movie
  • The Sopranos
  • ThinkGeek
  • this joke was awful
  • this sucks
  • thrash
  • Tia
  • tits
  • Tivo Community Forum
  • TLC
  • toilet
  • tomb stone
  • Tommy Victor
  • toothpastefordinner
  • toys
  • traffic
  • transcribe
  • trip
  • Tulsa
  • Turtle
  • TV
  • tv shows
  • TV Shows Make my Crotch Tingle
  • ugly
  • umbrella
  • upset tummy
  • USMC
  • vagina
  • vibrator
  • video
  • video game
  • Video Games
  • Video Games and Movies
  • Vincent Chase
  • Viral video
  • voice
  • vomit
  • vultures
  • water
  • weapon
  • Web2.0
  • web browser
  • webcam
  • web comic
  • weed
  • weed eat
  • weeds
  • weekend
  • weekend over
  • weight
  • welcome
  • wet
  • Whatever
  • white trash ketchup
  • whoring
  • wifi
  • Wii
  • Will Farrell
  • windows
  • wings
  • wireless
  • women
  • wood
  • WordPress
  • work
  • world domination
  • WOW
  • wrong
  • wtf
  • www
  • xbox 360
  • Yahoo
  • yoga
  • YouTube
  • yummy
  • zombie
  • zombies