I am not sure why I am so obsessed with hot goth chicks. I love their tats, piercings, and attitude. None of them would have anything to do with me… but that does not stop this old fart from wishing I had me some.

As I approach the old fart age of 40, I wonder if maybe I should hook up with a hot goth gal during my middle life crysis thingie that I hear of. And maybe I can just jerk off to the SuicideGirls and pretend I am wanted by hot goth chicks.

Excuse me while I go find a few papertowels and a nice lesbian pictorial.

Anyone have any meatloaf?