I’ve got juicy buns fever!

I dunno if any of you have heard this band, but I love them. Very cool and FREE music.

It’s varied electronic music of all kinds. And FREE Go check their site out and DL some of the songs.

http://www.goldenshower.gs/e/home.html

For those confused by the GUI, the shower is where the songs are at. Be sure to check out Video Computer System (there’s a video of it too) and Total Control.

Rock.

So, apparently, a Dutch women’s magazine did a poll to discover the various ways in which women trim their pubic hair.  What’s your favorite style? 

I want coneys.

Body massage machine, go!

See, this is proof that mobile phone cameras are stupid. I mean, look at the crap you are forced to endure here because of it!

So. Another Saturday is here. Wow, where did the week go?

Unfortunately I can’t just sit around all day, I actually have crap to do. I have contractors coming on Monday and have to be ready for them. There’s a giant dumpster in my yard, 75% full already. I’ve mostly cleaned out the garage, and started piling the limbs in the backyard to take to it.. I also have to get both the bathrooms ready since that’s where they will be working.

I even mowed the front yard and weed eated it. Can I nap now?

I miss the days when I was young and had nothing better to do than sit around wanking watching tv and sleeping.

I hope that all of you out there who do enjoy the herb do so for me. As I am going to live today vicarously thru you.

Some of you are old school geek. Old school computer geek that is.

This shows how old of a geek I am. I have some old 5.25″ floppies at my desk here. Back when floppies were actually floppy!

Remember these bad boys? And when it was cool to manually notch them on the other side to create 2 sided discs (that usually failed)?

This one was from my Dad’s “luggable”. AKA a 1″ tall by 2.5″ wide by 2″ deep 50lb goliath of a monster with no internal HDD and 2 of these 5.25″ floppy drives, and a tiny 5″ (i think) green monochrome screen.

Fun fucking times ladies and germs.

OMFG this is some funny shit! (note, I could not get the video to stop autoloading, so I am just linking from this still shot to it.)

“I want my money, bitch!”

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Dr. Albert Hofmann, a Swiss chemist, was researching the synthesis of a lysergic acid compound, LSD-25, when he inadvertently absorbed a bit through his fingertips. Intrigued by the stimulating effects on his perception, he ingested 250 (correction: micrograms not milligrams) of LSD, embarking on the first full-fledged acid trip.

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Yes. Finally. I got paid. And what a long and evil stretch it’s been. I paid my car rape er I mean insurance recently in a panic, and found out after I handed over the sweet cash, that it was not due until the 19th. So I spent the last week in total moneylessfuckedlife. no beers. no burgers. no fun.

That stagnia-insigniem also included the weekend.

So, I deposited my sperm, I mean check, in the bank today. And, the fees for broken aka bounces were taken. I put some gas in my starved car. I bought lunch for my bro, TripleDuck, who helped me out with no questions asked the last week. And I put money on the whores. ok, minus the whores. I’m not a whore monger.

Then, On the way home from wrok I stopped by the grocery and got buns, onions, and burger meat. And I broiled me some sexy goodness. of which I ate 2 of the 3 1/3 goddesses of dead cow at the moment of goodness.

As soon as my check fully clears, I plan on getting a full compliment of goodness aka groceries. And paying a few bills to boot. You Canadians know the boot.

I’ve got so many wonderful hot women to share but I’ve been holding back. Mostly because the scumfucks of the net use my links here to supply their own sites with pics. It sucks when you look at your bandwidth and most of it is being used by assholerapists who link to your own hard earnings. You dicks are the same as spammers.

I am listening to Lamb of God right now. And I think, aside from finishing this post… that it’s time to sleep.

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If you don’t your a fagiola.

I like to listen to them on xm radio, but you can catch them every weeknight at 5pm e.st on free fm out of new york city if you dont want to pay for a subscription you cheap fucks.

FREE FM

They are the greatest thing going and probally the only thing that keeps me from murdering my coworkers.

On my personal blog, I ranted A LOT about Mondays and how much I hate them.

And now that hoopee has become my new place to fire off random turds of words, I shall also complain here too.

But, what I really want to know is, why do Monday suck? Today is payday, and that does not suck. And, well, aside from the weekend being over, this just means another weekend is coming up. That has to be good right?

So someone please tell me why Mondays are so shitty?

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I have some terribly depressing and not so shocking news.

I have put on some weight. I am not really sure why. I think maybe it is related to my beer intake, or possibly due to the fact that I sit in my ass all day.

I did well at first. I started exercising and went from 212lbs to 175lbs in a few months. Then slacked off. And then here I am, a year and some later and pow I got the mad fatty chin and look like I’ve eaten a bag of mulch.

I did not realized how much had happened until I saw a video of myself from 9 months ago on YouTube and then compared it to me now.

I am going on a diet effective IMMEDIATELY!!!

An all liquid diet. Nothing but beers for me from now on.

I will show you all how beer IS the miracle diet.

I’ll SHOW YOU!!!