This is pretty funny stuff. :)

Here at Hoopee, we stoop to any lows to bring you fresh new content. And my wildly poopular, “Pooping” poasts are no excretion!

So, without further adoo, here is another pic of me enjoying my daily dooty.

For those of you who do not know, that is code for “I am taking a shit”.

Why did the actor kick down the door to the theatre?

(more…)

WOW do I feel old. But it’s true, our fave Wookie and Light Sabre weilding heroes are 30 this weekend.

I’ve watched the G4 special from the Con, I’ve watched the other misc shows on tv… and am watching the show on History Channel now. Well, taking a break but am going back to it.

Some interesting stuff going on. Most anticipated was the first look at the new animated series, The Clone Wars. See the teaser here:
http://www.starwars.com/video/view/000478.html

If I can find a higher res version I will link it later. I was not blown away by this teaser. I mean, it looks interesting, but so did Episode 1. And JarJar fucked that one for us all. So I guess we will find out in 2008.

And along the same lines, in a very unofficial form, check this out. I think it looks cooler than the official animated series. No idea if it’s going to be a full film, fan film, series, or just a teaser for kicks:
http://www.talesofthenewrepublic.com/

Time for me to get back to watching the show on the History Channel.

Live Long and Prosper!

Er, uh… I mean, Why’d it have to be snakes!

Um, no, that’s not right either… Hasta La Vista? Shit. I dunno.

May the mitachlorians be in you.

I have a tradition over on my own personal blog site. I take photos of me pooping and poast them.

So, I thought I would carry that tradition over to hoopee, since well, we all love to shit here.

And without further ado, here is our first pooping photo. Note that I never take a photo of the poop itself or my junk. Just of me doing the deed.

Here I am, breaking in my brand new toilet in my newly remodeled bathroom. I broke it in well too, as I hit the skids 2x last night. I made some bears. I whipped up a batch of toilet pudding.

Hey freakoids.

How’s tricks? Me, been having a rough couple of weeks so I’ve not poasted much.

I do have a shit load of hotties to poast, but will hold off until TD and I can work out a solution to the leecher assholes who link to my content and use my bandwidth. One solution I am thinking of involves you having to be a registered user to get to teh actual pics if they are located past a “More” tag. Another involves looking at the http thingie that tells where the call is being made from and locking out leechers.

I do seriously have a shitload, like over 1000 pics, all HOT and gorgeous chicks, some kissing too. Oh well, thank the jerks for making you not get to see them.

Well, that is it for now. Of course, more of you could join and post good content. And then we’d have more stuff here. But you aren’t. So it’s mostly just me. Running off at the mouth.

Spewing words instead of beers.

I’ve been playing thru Super Paper Mario on my Wii lately. Fun game, although it has some things that don’t make any sense in it.

Today, I got to a point where I found another pixl, and he asked me what I was passionate about, what my words to live by were… so I told him “poopface”. I wanted to say “Eating shit for breakfast.” but it limited me to 8 letters.

And then, he realized HE too loved poopface and it was his words to live by, so he shouted it to the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(more…)

Seriously.

Anyone who thinks this spoiled brat deserves a break is deluding themselves. She broke the law, on purpose. And needs to goto jail.

Of course, we all know how it will work out. She will either get off at the last minute, or they will send her to what is = to a nice hotel prison.

Paris in prison = good times.

What did the guitar say to the amplifier after it asked for advice?

(more…)

1. Uhm… Hmm…

I got nothing.

Look at this instead: