Hello, hello Hoopeans. This is alien meet Zack(?) your favorite and most wonderful friend who resurrected Hooppee from the dead and I’m wondering on this night of Halloween Chaos are you resurrected from the dead and if not, are you a wrecked from the dead? Think about it. Have a good evening. listen

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I dunno what this zombie was doing but it looked uncomfortable.

Hello Nubians(?), it is I Alien […] calling to remind you that today is National Touch Yourself with a banana day if you don’t have a banana, a piece of orange, or possible even a cantaloupe slice will do. Thank you and have a nice day. listen

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I think that says it all.

AT&T SUCKS.

You fuckers know you suck too don’t you!

also go Rockies

These 2 Bards walk into a bar. The bartender asks the first one what he wants to drink and he replies, “The finest ale you have!” So the bartender hands him his ale. Then looks at the 2nd Bard and asks him the same, “What would you like to drink?” And the 2nd Bard smiles and says…

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I found this comic on a site today and thought it was funnizzle.

Prong is back ladies and gentlemen. And holy shit are they back with a vengance!

Tommy Victor has unleased a hell storm with their new release, “Power of the Damager”. I say hell storm because this album is so mind numbingly fast and furious that when you listen to it, it kicks up dirt in Hell!

Forget Scorpio Rising, this is Cleansing’s wicked brother. Hard card, fast, furious, and all Prong baby!

Lefine Saturday night. What’s up Hoopee freaks, geeks, losers, boozers, […] and AMF hey that’s me. Just a quick Jott for you and your watching some TV and thought I’d say yo! what’s up? Yo! Yo!
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I love the ocean

Hi everybody. I just wanted to remind you all that android hell is a real place, and you will all be sent there at the first sign of disobedience.

Thank you,

Mgmt.

Finally, it’s Friday. I didn’t think I was gonna make it until Friday, luckily, it is Friday and you know what Friday means? it means saspanking(?) the booz and the hookers. All hail Friday.
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Hello ams and whoever maybe reading this. Just checking in to say that I am alive and living in the tropics of Florida.

Hope everyone is well and it’s good to see that Hoopee is still alive. Spalding and Langdonis if you read this, please contact me at makifan at gmail.com. Anyone else wants to contact me, please do. Last time I talked to spalding he was married, langdon was in China, Dragonflysister left her husband, and owenmeany was still dutch (sorry owen), and AMS was frantically fingering his own ass.

As for me, well not much is happening, I accidentally had sex with a 56 year old woman a few weeks ago, (not a fatty, but still…..56). I tried to apply Langdon’s “no shame” policy to the situation, but yeah… shameful.  Luckily my wife didn’t find out. You guys remember my wife

she wishes you all well, as do I

Posting from Flickr, originally uploaded by alienmeatsack.

Did you know that you can post to the Hoop via your Flickr account?

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