Dear Hoopeeans, My Hoopeeans, freaks, geeks, dweebs, lurkers, and other oddballs,

It has come to my attention that you are not here. I know that because you do not post. You do not comment. And you do not lurk.

This makes me sad.

I would love to see this site get active again. However, it takes more than just me to make it so, number one.

If you are out there, please join us in some conversation. Seriously, we’d love to have it.

I tried posting hotties and all I got was scumbag piece of shit sites stealing our bandwidth.
I tried posting old school hoopee stuff and noone answered.
I even tried putting my penis online, and by putting my penis online, I mean I didn’t do that.

So what is it? Is Hoopee just old school and noone can dig it?

I (being the person who just happens to be admin but not ruler or anything of that sort) give free reign here. Anyone who signs up and makes an attempt to post gets freedom to do so. As long as you are not a piece of shit spammer or just trying to hock your jewels, you can say what you want.

Try it. Seriously. If you happen upon this site, sign up and post. Say things. Sure, you could blog on your own site but what fun is that?

Stir up the bees.
Stir up the bees.

I love you all and hope you are all happy. And if you are not, fuck yeah, post about it.

I will continue to be here. I check the site daily. If noone posts, so be it.

I got love for the Hoop.

Love.

Seerious.

ams

I get to talk up my new projects here because I rule.

My friend Rob and I have a new podcast we lovingly call Earl. Or “The Geekfest Podcast”.

Please check it out here:

http://www.geekfestpodcast.com/

Or don’t. It’s up to you, dood.

ams

Happy New Year everyone.

We are all old, fat and stupid. What happened?

I am 40 now, as of a few days ago. I feel fucking OLD.

Hugs to everyone. I hope you are happy, safe, drunk, stoned, got laid, and kicked her out of bed.

Love,

ams

Seriously? Any of you eat this shit from McDs? Please tell me you don’t. The only thing more disgusting is scat play.

At least the people who like to be shit on know they are eating shit and don’t lie to themselves.

IMHO

I’m so glad the holidays are now upon us. Christmas is always a special time for me - getting crap I don’t need, eating too much, singing praise about the birth of everyone’s favorite cosmic Jewish zombie.  Anyway, I think what Christmas reminds me of the most are the times with my grandmother. I remember one christmas eve at our yearly family get together when I shared some special time with my grandmother:

“Timmy,” said my grandma, “come sit on my lap.” I thought I was getting too big for sitting on her lap. I was almost in seventh grade! To be nice though, I sat on her lap and was surprised to find I still just barely fit.

 ”Timmy,” grandma said, “now that you’re older and past the birds and the bees, I’ll let you in on a little secret about the ladies.”

“What’s that, grandma?” I asked awkwardly, and making sure no one else was listening so I wouldn’t get embarassed.

“Timmy, what you need to know about us ladies is that if it wasn’t for pussy, there’d be a bounty on us.”

“Ok, Grandma.”

I ran off that night not thinking much of our talk. I’ve since grown up and now have a family of my own. But every Christmas since, I’ve always thought of that special time with my grandma one Christmas eve, and of how right she really was.

Amen and pass the potata’s.

Timmy

Hey all. It is me, taking a shit and posting here on Hoopee! Man I love these internet gadgets. I mean, seriously, why sit here pooping and doing nothing when I could be dropping the kids off at the pool and at the same time surfing or something else.

Do you think the other people in the bathroom wonder what is going on when they hear a camera shutter sound from my phone?

Doing my business, originally uploaded by alienmeatsack.

I think that says it all.

AT&T SUCKS.

You fuckers know you suck too don’t you!

Yesterday on my way home from work, traffic on the highway I take was pretty much stop and go. We hit 10mph at one point for a short stint.

Finally, I got just past the West side of Lewis off Highway 44 and noticed what was going on. The entire East bound lane was shut down with cops, ambulances, firetrucks, etc everywhere. Of course, our lane which is seperated from the East lane was going 10 MPH because the assholes ahead of me had to see what was going on. Fucking idiots.

But they were not the biggest idiot at this frenzy. That award goes to a man who tried to cross the highway. That’s right, Mr. Darwin tried to cross 4 lanes of 60+ MPH traffic at rush hour.

Moving Van: 1
Mr. Darwin: 0

The guy died, obviously. I feel sorry for the guy in the moving van who hit him. He could not have avoided the moron and is probably going to live the rest of his life knowing he killed a man. Even if it was the idiots fault for crossing.

The moral to this story is, if you like your life… Don’t cross a highway on foot. Sadly, he could have walked 40 feet to the East and crossed on a sidewalk overpass.

I’d totally hit that smiley guy. When I am drunk.

Hey all.

Another day, another doll hair. I love doll hair. And having sex with rugs.

Well, big things are afoot this week!

Halo 3 is released as of yesterday. And DirecTV just launched 21 new HD channels today.

I really should have stayed home.

And, on top of that, I am tired and need herbs and tarlick.

Hands up who wants to drink lava!?!

Hi. Where are the people. All of you old Hoopee folks suck for not coming back and rejoining the site after I put months of work into it. ;)

And all of you new signups, post something! So far the spambots are doing more action here than you guys. And me, well, I’ve not done much either but I’m paying for this monster so I can do what I want.

Poop!!!

Jamming sticks in eye.
It is so fun I cry much.
Bleed out until dead.

Burn in hell FOX guys.
You cancel great shows and suck.
Who the fuck are you?

My penis alone.
No vagina visits me.
Hi hand, meet my dick.

Hey freakoids.

How’s tricks? Me, been having a rough couple of weeks so I’ve not poasted much.

I do have a shit load of hotties to poast, but will hold off until TD and I can work out a solution to the leecher assholes who link to my content and use my bandwidth. One solution I am thinking of involves you having to be a registered user to get to teh actual pics if they are located past a “More” tag. Another involves looking at the http thingie that tells where the call is being made from and locking out leechers.

I do seriously have a shitload, like over 1000 pics, all HOT and gorgeous chicks, some kissing too. Oh well, thank the jerks for making you not get to see them.

Well, that is it for now. Of course, more of you could join and post good content. And then we’d have more stuff here. But you aren’t. So it’s mostly just me. Running off at the mouth.

Spewing words instead of beers.

So. Another Saturday is here. Wow, where did the week go?

Unfortunately I can’t just sit around all day, I actually have crap to do. I have contractors coming on Monday and have to be ready for them. There’s a giant dumpster in my yard, 75% full already. I’ve mostly cleaned out the garage, and started piling the limbs in the backyard to take to it.. I also have to get both the bathrooms ready since that’s where they will be working.

I even mowed the front yard and weed eated it. Can I nap now?

I miss the days when I was young and had nothing better to do than sit around wanking watching tv and sleeping.