Yes. Finally. I got paid. And what a long and evil stretch it’s been. I paid my car rape er I mean insurance recently in a panic, and found out after I handed over the sweet cash, that it was not due until the 19th. So I spent the last week in total moneylessfuckedlife. no beers. no burgers. no fun.

That stagnia-insigniem also included the weekend.

So, I deposited my sperm, I mean check, in the bank today. And, the fees for broken aka bounces were taken. I put some gas in my starved car. I bought lunch for my bro, TripleDuck, who helped me out with no questions asked the last week. And I put money on the whores. ok, minus the whores. I’m not a whore monger.

Then, On the way home from wrok I stopped by the grocery and got buns, onions, and burger meat. And I broiled me some sexy goodness. of which I ate 2 of the 3 1/3 goddesses of dead cow at the moment of goodness.

As soon as my check fully clears, I plan on getting a full compliment of goodness aka groceries. And paying a few bills to boot. You Canadians know the boot.

I’ve got so many wonderful hot women to share but I’ve been holding back. Mostly because the scumfucks of the net use my links here to supply their own sites with pics. It sucks when you look at your bandwidth and most of it is being used by assholerapists who link to your own hard earnings. You dicks are the same as spammers.

I am listening to Lamb of God right now. And I think, aside from finishing this post… that it’s time to sleep.

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In the fine tradition of Captain Jeff of old school Hoopee upbringing, I present to you a beautiful asian girl to say “Hello” in your pants.

Dear Hoopeeans,

Some of you are stupid. Yes, stupid. Why? Because you are not signed up to be a part of Internet history. Hoopee IS part of that history and you deny yourselves this wonderful connection. Why would you do this?

You see, here at Hoopee, we believe in the moment, now, here, the fizz, the reality, the boobie, the sex, the beer, the weed, the whatever the fuck you are doing at this moment. NOW is the important time. NOW is the time you would think of and should think of being in existance.

Stop with your bullshit.
Stop with your job and life.
Come and see us. Join us. Add to us.

If you do not, we will trace you down, trap you, cook you slowly, and eat you with a side of rice and some steamed veggies.

Why do we feel so adimantly about this? Because we fucking CARE about you. We care about your stupid lives and your pathetic bullshit.

“You are all losery doodieheads!” you say. Well it is JUST NOT TRUE. Because we have something special here at Hoopee that other sites just do not have.

We have a dimented 39 year old man who needs to cling onto things past. And that makes Hoopee strong.

Besides, we have hotties, rants, and the occassional rant.

You might be able to find this somewhere else, but why look when you know Hoopee is your motherinternet and AMS is your father.

Welcome children to your home.

Don’t believe it? Click on thru to the other side motherbitches.

ams
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This is one of my fave’s so far in the last 6 months… seriously. I mean, she’s cute… has a great figure, and is in the rain. What else does a dood (or chick) need? :)

My apologies to the original author of that photo, which was quite wonderful. ;) Oh, and um, yeah, you need to click thru to see the pic I’m talking aboot.

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I’ve got a little something for you freaky Hoopeeans that might maybe your trousers tingle in the crotch area.

If you’d like to grab a hold of that, try the tilt-a-whirl, it will make you lose you lunch.

And while you are recovering… ;)

ams

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Hey Hoopeeans. I hope you all had a lovely sex filled romp in the hay this weekend. I sure didn’t. I got no laid. I got no ass. I got no tits. I got nothing. Well, except for man tits and a Walmart giftcard.

I did however watch the first (confusing) disc of The L Word Season 2. What the FUCK is up with that? Episode one is fine, then episode two’s preview shows stuff I did not see in E1. What the Fuck!? Aside from that, and Monica Potter (hot) dying due to Patch letting her get shotgunned (fucker), it’s been a good weekend.

I watched the sequel to that pirate movie everyone’s all a fussing about. You know the one, it has that skinny chick with no tits in it and that drunken guy who was in that show 21 Jump Street. What was his name, I cun’t remember?

While trying to restore my drive and it’s cuntents, I stumbled across lots of old stuff I had archived. Ironically, nothing from recent times. So, I thought, if nothing else, that I’d share some of this with you.

That’s Tia, according to the info on the thingie that says “tia”. I only had a few photos of her but MAN she has a great ass. The rest of the pics of her are naughty and I don’t think I should put them up here.

Hoopee DOES have a sense of decency, right? ;) Yeah, sure, right. haha.

So… let’s just say that you wanted to know more about the lovely Tia. Maybe you wanted to see her doing some very very naughty things. How would you go about this? A time machine? A frappacino? I think not.

Maybe you just have to click on thru this post to the full page. Who knows.

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, originally uploaded by Hardley Surton, Beauty Addict.

I love cute girls. And I love beer. So this is perfect harmony.

Yum…

I just cannot stop with the hotties, so here are a few more for your viewing pleasure.

Camisole Kiss, originally uploaded by edinerotica.

Thank you Flickr for bringing these 2 wonderful hotties to my attention!

I have a thing for many hot celeb females, but Natalie is always near the top for me. Maybe it’s her tiny body, perky boobies, or the fact that she shaved her head to be in a movie. I dunno. All I know is… I want to touch the hiney!

Natalie, I’m your father.

If that is the case, then wouldn’t she be your daughter/wife?

***, originally uploaded by nahuhol.

You know what I’m saying, Max.

Ok, so, we all need some hotties in our lives. And since some of us don’t have them in reality, we gotta live thru poasted hotties!

What is it about attractive women drinking beer from large mugs and wearing lederhosen that make my pee pee tingle?

This one is for you Captain Jeff!

What exactly is she doing checking the window’s heartbeat?