Hey all. It is me, taking a shit and posting here on Hoopee! Man I love these internet gadgets. I mean, seriously, why sit here pooping and doing nothing when I could be dropping the kids off at the pool and at the same time surfing or something else.

Do you think the other people in the bathroom wonder what is going on when they hear a camera shutter sound from my phone?

Doing my business, originally uploaded by alienmeatsack.

Ok, I hate the stuff like everyone else does. So why is it that over 50% of our internet bandwidth is wasted with the stuff and NO ONE can do anything about it?

With that said aside, I get a few gems in my email here and there and thought I’d post a few of the more interesting titles for you…

Re: The pelican one, what the fuck?

Hello, hello Hoopeans. This is alien meet Zack(?) your favorite and most wonderful friend who resurrected Hooppee from the dead and I’m wondering on this night of Halloween Chaos are you resurrected from the dead and if not, are you a wrecked from the dead? Think about it. Have a good evening. listen

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Hello Nubians(?), it is I Alien […] calling to remind you that today is National Touch Yourself with a banana day if you don’t have a banana, a piece of orange, or possible even a cantaloupe slice will do. Thank you and have a nice day. listen

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also go Rockies

Lefine Saturday night. What’s up Hoopee freaks, geeks, losers, boozers, […] and AMF hey that’s me. Just a quick Jott for you and your watching some TV and thought I’d say yo! what’s up? Yo! Yo!
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I love the ocean

Finally, it’s Friday. I didn’t think I was gonna make it until Friday, luckily, it is Friday and you know what Friday means? it means saspanking(?) the booz and the hookers. All hail Friday.
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Hello ams and whoever maybe reading this. Just checking in to say that I am alive and living in the tropics of Florida.

Hope everyone is well and it’s good to see that Hoopee is still alive. Spalding and Langdonis if you read this, please contact me at makifan at gmail.com. Anyone else wants to contact me, please do. Last time I talked to spalding he was married, langdon was in China, Dragonflysister left her husband, and owenmeany was still dutch (sorry owen), and AMS was frantically fingering his own ass.

As for me, well not much is happening, I accidentally had sex with a 56 year old woman a few weeks ago, (not a fatty, but still…..56). I tried to apply Langdon’s “no shame” policy to the situation, but yeah… shameful.  Luckily my wife didn’t find out. You guys remember my wife

she wishes you all well, as do I

Posting from Flickr, originally uploaded by alienmeatsack.

Did you know that you can post to the Hoop via your Flickr account?

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In honor of having some life back in the Hoopee again following my recent quiet stage, I present you with this photo to celebrate.

I am in love. Watch me flex!

Alienmeatsack wants to eat your shoes, originally uploaded by alienmeatsack.

good morning all. I hate being up this early, but the hours at work ain’t too shabby on payday.

I have to poop. Who wants to join me?

Hello Langdon and Captain Jeff. Welcome back to Hoopee guys. You have been missed along with all the other regular issues. […] or just stand up and don’t bother to post anything. Feel free to post something, feel free to say what’s on your mind, post pictures, post pictures of monkeys making sweet love to each other.
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Hoopee is this correct? That’s what Jott says whenever I try to Jott to you guys through my phone. The message eventually gets there, but kind of annoy because I am going to call as Hoopee and it now often the Hoopee is mine, but Hoope is my place, my domain, that I am going to share with you all through on the tradition. I think, that’s the Jott.com. cuts and get it, it should be Hoopee, not Hoope.
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