Archive for the ‘Whatever’ Category

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Portal is the bomb….

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

Portal is the bomb. If you haven’t checked out Portal yet, you need to. It’s worth buying the […] box set just for that, so make sure you […] and get it now. If you haven’t, do it. Do it! Do it! Do iiiiit!
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Hoopee iPhone owners, untie!

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Okay, so how many Hoopee(?) freaks out there have an iPhone? Let’s see your hands. Throw your hands in the air and shake ‘em like you just don’t care.
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Instant Jott

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Instant Jott
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Hello Hoopee, this is…

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Hello Hoopee, this is Jott. Hello Jott, this is Hoopee. Hoopee Jott, Jott Hoopee.
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Bungie? You suck.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

You heard me.

Halo 3 was a buggie piece of beta software and I paid $60 for it.

I just finished the solo campaign on Heroic and did not get the completion Achievement, thanks to your piece of crap beta testing skills.

Sorry doods, you really let me down big time on this.

I completed every mission. And have visual proof of that. And got nothing for my troubles except a story that was not completed and many hours of frustration.

Make it up to me bitches.

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Gotta love technology!

Saturday, September 15th, 2007


Gotta love technology!, originally uploaded by alienmeatsack.

Good morning Hoopee freaks. I am sitting here in my back yard, coming
to you live and unshowered from my iPhone. It’s fucking kick ass
outside this week and todays been no exception. I think it’s around
68f right now.

Seriously sucks as I need to mow the the front yard. I think I will
sit on my ass instead.

Hugs bitches,

ams

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Skitch: It’s not just for breakfast

Monday, July 9th, 2007

I love Skitch.

skitchrulez

That is all.

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The world is mine.

Friday, July 6th, 2007

All mine!!!

Muwhahahahah!

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Stupid Simpson movie tricks

Friday, July 6th, 2007

I hate this.

Simpsons Movie

I did not just do that.

That doesn’t really look like me. I am not that fat. Am I?

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The Sopranos Finale: That’s It?!?

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

WTF?

That is the end? You gotta be fucking kidding me!

Seriously?

All these years, all this crazy stuff and it ends like that?

I thought my DirecTV had gone out at the last minute or some shit.

Fuck that.

GHEY

alienmeatsack

I heart Entourage

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Man I love Entourage. HBO, you done good. This show just continues to kick ass over and over.

Last night’s Season 3 finale was no exception. It was another excellent finale to another excellent season.

Best part? Season 4 starts in TWO FUCKING WEEKS! YEEESSSSS!!!!

No long as waits for months on end. NO BS. Just me, my 4 boys, and a 2 week wait. NICE.

HBO has another new show coming called John From Cincinnati that looks interesting. I was not sure if it was just a surfing show or what, until I saw the “Levitation” teaser. Yeah, levitation. I’m there.

And my brother and I were discussing the new HBO mini-series that is the followup to Band of Brothers this weekend as well. You know it’s going to rock.

HBO is the only premium channel set I pay for willingly. I’ve only let it lapse maybe once over the last 20 years. I thought after SFU was gone, I’d have to find a new channel to watch. But nope, they are still kicking ass with their hands on their gats.

Pop pop pop.

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Look at me, I’m making turdles!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Here at Hoopee, we stoop to any lows to bring you fresh new content. And my wildly poopular, “Pooping” poasts are no excretion!

So, without further adoo, here is another pic of me enjoying my daily dooty.

Pooping 052307

For those of you who do not know, that is code for “I am taking a shit”.

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Paris Hilton, enjoy prison you spoiled bitch

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Seriously.

Anyone who thinks this spoiled brat deserves a break is deluding themselves. She broke the law, on purpose. And needs to goto jail.

Of course, we all know how it will work out. She will either get off at the last minute, or they will send her to what is = to a nice hotel prison.

Paris in prison = good times.

Yo Scott

Nuclear War… on the Dance Floor

Friday, May 11th, 2007

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Five Fun Things To Do When You Are Sober

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

1. Uhm… Hmm…

I got nothing.

Look at this instead:
Hot Girls Kissing