Oh The Holidays…..

November 18th, 2007 by timmy

I’m so glad the holidays are now upon us. Christmas is always a special time for me - getting crap I don’t need, eating too much, singing praise about the birth of everyone’s favorite cosmic Jewish zombie.  Anyway, I think what Christmas reminds me of the most are the times with my grandmother. I remember one christmas eve at our yearly family get together when I shared some special time with my grandmother:

“Timmy,” said my grandma, “come sit on my lap.” I thought I was getting too big for sitting on her lap. I was almost in seventh grade! To be nice though, I sat on her lap and was surprised to find I still just barely fit.

 ”Timmy,” grandma said, “now that you’re older and past the birds and the bees, I’ll let you in on a little secret about the ladies.”

“What’s that, grandma?” I asked awkwardly, and making sure no one else was listening so I wouldn’t get embarassed.

“Timmy, what you need to know about us ladies is that if it wasn’t for pussy, there’d be a bounty on us.”

“Ok, Grandma.”

I ran off that night not thinking much of our talk. I’ve since grown up and now have a family of my own. But every Christmas since, I’ve always thought of that special time with my grandma one Christmas eve, and of how right she really was.

Amen and pass the potata’s.

Timmy

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Hoopee: Web 2.0 is our master!!!

November 6th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Hoopee Web2.0

RulEzez

UR Web2.0 Azz!

My kitty killed a snake

November 6th, 2007 by captainjeff


In my house!


Spalding no comments about my filthy carpet

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Grape Kool-Aid. Why…

November 5th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Grape Kool-Aid. Why does grape Kool-Aid give you green poop? listen

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Jotting isn’t a perfect science.

November 1st, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Well, sometimes Jott just doesn’t get it right. This is a good example of that. I called, left a message, it left out parts, got things wrong, etc. While the mistakes are usually funny, it’s not so funny when it’s missing parts of the message.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Ok, I lied, I hate big butts. I want nice normal sized butts.

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Pooping & Surfing: Technology RULEZ

November 1st, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Hey all. It is me, taking a shit and posting here on Hoopee! Man I love these internet gadgets. I mean, seriously, why sit here pooping and doing nothing when I could be dropping the kids off at the pool and at the same time surfing or something else.

Do you think the other people in the bathroom wonder what is going on when they hear a camera shutter sound from my phone?

 

Doing my business, originally uploaded by alienmeatsack.

 

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I love Spam.

November 1st, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Ok, I hate the stuff like everyone else does. So why is it that over 50% of our internet bandwidth is wasted with the stuff and NO ONE can do anything about it?

With that said aside, I get a few gems in my email here and there and thought I’d post a few of the more interesting titles for you…

Pelican’s mouth??? WTF

Penis Soap

The jokes on you

Re: The pelican one, what the fuck?

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Hello, hello Hoopeans….

October 31st, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Hello, hello Hoopeans. This is alien meet Zack(?) your favorite and most wonderful friend who resurrected Hooppee from the dead and I’m wondering on this night of Halloween Chaos are you resurrected from the dead and if not, are you a wrecked from the dead? Think about it. Have a good evening. listen

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Half Life 2 Yoga?

October 31st, 2007 by alienmeatsack

I dunno what this zombie was doing but it looked uncomfortable.

Half Life 2 Yoga

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Hello Nubians(?), it…

October 28th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Hello Nubians(?), it is I Alien […] calling to remind you that today is National Touch Yourself with a banana day if you don’t have a banana, a piece of orange, or possible even a cantaloupe slice will do. Thank you and have a nice day. listen

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AT&T SUCKS!!!

October 26th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

I think that says it all.

AT&T SUCKS.

You fuckers know you suck too don’t you!

girls love nanners

October 25th, 2007 by captainjeff

also go Rockies

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Joke of the Day

October 24th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

These 2 Bards walk into a bar. The bartender asks the first one what he wants to drink and he replies, “The finest ale you have!” So the bartender hands him his ale. Then looks at the 2nd Bard and asks him the same, “What would you like to drink?” And the 2nd Bard smiles and says…

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Whaddup Pigga?

October 24th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

I found this comic on a site today and thought it was funnizzle.

Pigga

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Prong “Power of the Damager”

October 21st, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Prong is back ladies and gentlemen. And holy shit are they back with a vengance!

Power of the Damager

Tommy Victor has unleased a hell storm with their new release, “Power of the Damager”. I say hell storm because this album is so mind numbingly fast and furious that when you listen to it, it kicks up dirt in Hell!

Forget Scorpio Rising, this is Cleansing’s wicked brother. Hard card, fast, furious, and all Prong baby!

  • 420
  • 44
  • 1937
  • 2D
  • 3D
  • 4 beers
  • 5.25"
  • 15 Cents
  • 15%
  • 28 Days Later
  • 28 Weeks Later
  • 30th Birthday
  • 60MPH
  • A&E
  • abandoned building
  • access card
  • acid
  • acne
  • actor
  • afro
  • album
  • alienmeatsack
  • all out of bubble gum
  • Amazon
  • Am I dreaming?
  • amplifier
  • ams
  • ams is hawt
  • ams rules
  • AMS rules the planet
  • Android Hell
  • A New Hope
  • Animal Planet
  • animated
  • animation
  • annoying
  • Apple
  • arrows
  • art
  • ashersarlin.com
  • asian
  • ass
  • Assassin of Youth
  • ass flowers
  • assholes
  • AT&T
  • Attack of the Clones
  • attitude
  • avatar
  • awesome
  • Babbling
  • baby
  • bacon
  • Bacon Is Not A Weapon
  • bad
  • bad joke
  • bad jokes
  • Ball On
  • bard
  • BASIC
  • bathroom
  • beard
  • beautiful
  • bed
  • beer
  • beer mug
  • belly
  • bent over
  • bikini
  • bill gates is a thief
  • Bioshock
  • bitch
  • bitching
  • bleu cheese
  • blind
  • bling
  • blog
  • blood
  • Blu-Ray
  • blue
  • blue cheese
  • bluetoof
  • bluetooth
  • boneless
  • bored
  • breasts
  • brother
  • buffalo wings
  • Bungie
  • BURN IN HELL FOX
  • butt
  • butter
  • butts
  • Buy Stuff
  • Cadbury Creme Egg
  • call
  • camera
  • camisole
  • can
  • Captain Jeff loves the asians
  • cartoon
  • cartoons
  • Case of the Mondays
  • CD
  • celebrity
  • celery
  • cell phone
  • channels
  • chick
  • chicken little
  • chicks
  • Christina Ricci
  • Cinemax
  • classic
  • cleaning
  • Cleansing
  • cloud
  • code
  • comedy
  • comic
  • Comics & Humor
  • comment
  • Conan
  • console
  • contacts message
  • contractor
  • cool
  • coop
  • corpse
  • cowboy
  • Crackdown
  • crapping
  • crapsauce
  • cross
  • css
  • cult
  • customize
  • cut
  • cute
  • Dane Cook
  • dark meat
  • Darwin
  • dead
  • dead bird
  • dead clown
  • Dell
  • desert
  • detergent
  • Devon Aoki
  • dick
  • die
  • Digg
  • digital camera
  • Dio
  • DirecTV
  • dirty word
  • Discovery Channel
  • dive bomber
  • dog
  • doing it
  • doll
  • door
  • DOS
  • download
  • Dr. Albert Hofmann
  • Drama
  • dream
  • Drew
  • Drew has large hands
  • drink
  • dropping the kids off at the pool
  • drunk
  • dry erase markers
  • DTV
  • DukeNukem
  • dumpster
  • DVD
  • E
  • Easter
  • electronic
  • email
  • empire on ice
  • Empire Strikes Back
  • end of the world
  • enjoy
  • Entourage
  • EQ
  • equalizer
  • Eric
  • Everything Star Wars
  • evil laugh
  • eye
  • facial hair
  • family
  • fart
  • fat
  • Feature requests
  • fick
  • film
  • finale
  • fire
  • Firefox
  • fire starter
  • First Person Shooter
  • fishnet
  • Fitness concigliary Michele
  • Flickr
  • floppy disk
  • fly
  • fold
  • fork
  • Forza 2
  • FPS
  • free
  • frustrating
  • fucking
  • fun
  • functionality
  • funny
  • funny sign
  • G4 TV Sucks
  • gang
  • gapingvoid.com
  • garage
  • garlic
  • gas
  • gay
  • Gears of War
  • geek
  • Geekfest
  • geeky
  • George Lucas
  • Germany
  • get laid
  • ghey
  • girls
  • GLaDOS
  • glasses
  • Gmail
  • goatee
  • gofuckyourselvesleechers
  • Golden Shower
  • good times
  • Google
  • gort
  • goth
  • grab boobies
  • grape
  • grass
  • green
  • gross
  • guilty
  • guitar
  • guy
  • h8r
  • haha
  • haiku
  • hair
  • Half-Life 2
  • half naked
  • Halo
  • halo 3
  • hamburger
  • hands
  • happy 420 bitches
  • happy new year
  • happy people suck
  • hat
  • HBO
  • HD
  • HD-DVD
  • HDTV
  • Heath Ledger
  • heavy
  • hello hoopee bunko
  • Hi. What is this?
  • High Def
  • high definition
  • highlighting
  • highway
  • History Channel
  • holy smokes
  • home
  • Homer
  • hoodie
  • hoopee
  • horrible
  • Horror
  • hot
  • Hotness
  • hot sauce
  • hottie
  • hotties
  • hot wings
  • html
  • hugs
  • humping
  • I'm drunk
  • I'm pooping!
  • I've got gas
  • i heart u
  • iLife
  • I like bacon
  • images
  • iMovie
  • i need a beer
  • infected
  • interactive
  • internet
  • internet Explorer
  • invites
  • I own you
  • iphone
  • iTunes
  • I wish I was dating Christina Ricci
  • Jack Black
  • jam
  • JarJar sucks
  • jeans
  • jean skirt
  • jeffssite.net
  • Jessica Alba
  • john
  • John From Cincinnati
  • Joke of the Day
  • jokes
  • Joost
  • jott
  • jott.com
  • juicy buns fever
  • jumpsuit
  • junk mail
  • kick ass
  • kid
  • kiss
  • kissing
  • knife
  • know it all
  • kool-aid
  • Kyle Gass
  • lame
  • laugh
  • lava
  • lawn mower
  • lederhosen
  • leechers
  • lesbians
  • limbs
  • Live!
  • Liv Tyler
  • log
  • lol
  • Lotus 123
  • LSD
  • lubricant
  • Mac
  • making turdles
  • Marathon
  • Marathon 2: Durandal
  • Marathon Infinity
  • margarine
  • mary jane
  • master chief
  • matress
  • Max
  • McDonalds
  • mcdonalds sucks
  • McRib
  • Meatloaf
  • merry christmas
  • messed up
  • metal
  • Microsoft
  • Microsoft sucks
  • mind altering
  • mirror
  • missions from god
  • mobile
  • mobile phone
  • Mondays
  • money
  • monkey sex
  • mother bitches
  • Motorola
  • mouth
  • movie
  • Movies
  • moving van
  • mow
  • mow lawn
  • MP3
  • MS
  • multiplayer
  • Music
  • Music Makes Me Horny
  • music videos
  • mustache
  • MySpace SUCKS BALLS
  • Myth
  • naked
  • nap
  • nasty
  • Natalie Portman
  • NBC
  • Neatorama
  • neice
  • nipples
  • not food
  • not funny
  • nude
  • nude sluts on ice
  • nurse
  • Oblivion
  • obsession
  • Office Space
  • official
  • oil
  • OK
  • old
  • old hotel
  • old school
  • OMFG
  • open mic
  • oriental
  • P2P
  • Padme Amidala
  • Panasonic
  • panties
  • paper airplane
  • Paris Hilton
  • Parris Island
  • Pathways Into Darkness
  • pay check
  • Pay day
  • PC Load Letter
  • pee
  • pee pee
  • Peer 2 Peer
  • pelican
  • penis
  • people are stupid
  • perky
  • Philips Toucam
  • phone
  • photo
  • photograph
  • photographs
  • photos
  • picture
  • pictures
  • piercings
  • pigga
  • pills
  • pink
  • pixl
  • plasq.com
  • platform
  • plug-ins
  • poast
  • poasting
  • podcast
  • poetry
  • Polls
  • poop
  • poopface
  • pooping
  • poop your pants
  • Portal
  • post
  • pot
  • potty humor
  • Power of the Damager
  • pregnancy
  • pride
  • print
  • prison
  • prodigy
  • product
  • project
  • promotion
  • Prong
  • psychedelic
  • puff daddy
  • pully
  • purple
  • PWNED
  • qool
  • radio
  • rain
  • ranch dressing
  • random quotes
  • ranting
  • Rants and Raves
  • RAZR
  • really bad joke
  • redhead
  • reefer
  • Reefer Madness
  • restroom
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Revenge of the Sith
  • RIP
  • ripoff
  • road
  • Rob
  • Robn
  • rock
  • roller skating
  • rugs
  • RulEzez
  • rust
  • Safari
  • sand
  • Sasquatch
  • Satan
  • Saturday
  • scary
  • scat
  • Science Fiction
  • screen grab
  • sea foam
  • search terms
  • see through
  • semen
  • series
  • sex
  • share
  • shave
  • shirt
  • shit
  • shitload
  • shitting
  • show
  • show business
  • silly
  • single player
  • sister-in-law
  • site
  • Site News
  • size
  • skin
  • Skitch
  • Skittles
  • sky is falling
  • Skype
  • sleep
  • slow
  • slut
  • small
  • smaller
  • smoked meat
  • sneak peak
  • snore
  • soap
  • sober
  • solo
  • Sopranos
  • South Carolina
  • space heater
  • spam
  • spandex
  • spicy
  • spoiled brat
  • spoon
  • Star Wars
  • Star Wars Celebration
  • Starz
  • stein
  • stethoscope
  • stoned
  • streaming
  • stupid
  • stupid ending
  • Sucks
  • suicide
  • sun
  • sun light
  • Super Paper Mario
  • surf
  • sweater
  • Swiss chemist
  • T-Shirt
  • tags
  • taking over the world
  • taking the browns to the superbowl
  • talk
  • tasty
  • tattoo
  • tattoos
  • TCF
  • teaser
  • teeth
  • Tenacious D
  • text
  • texture
  • that is not very funny
  • theatre
  • The cake is a lie
  • The Clone Wars
  • The Landlord
  • The Orange Box
  • The Phantom Menace
  • The Pick of Destiny
  • the p word
  • The Rifleman
  • The Simpsons Movie
  • The Sopranos
  • ThinkGeek
  • this joke was awful
  • this sucks
  • thrash
  • Tia
  • tits
  • Tivo Community Forum
  • TLC
  • toilet
  • tomb stone
  • Tommy Victor
  • toothpastefordinner
  • toys
  • traffic
  • transcribe
  • trip
  • Tulsa
  • Turtle
  • TV
  • tv shows
  • TV Shows Make my Crotch Tingle
  • ugly
  • umbrella
  • upset tummy
  • USMC
  • vagina
  • vibrator
  • video
  • video game
  • Video Games
  • Video Games and Movies
  • Vincent Chase
  • Viral video
  • voice
  • vomit
  • vultures
  • water
  • weapon
  • Web2.0
  • web browser
  • webcam
  • web comic
  • weed
  • weed eat
  • weeds
  • weekend
  • weekend over
  • weight
  • welcome
  • wet
  • Whatever
  • white trash ketchup
  • whoring
  • wifi
  • Wii
  • Will Farrell
  • windows
  • wings
  • wireless
  • women
  • wood
  • WordPress
  • work
  • world domination
  • WOW
  • wrong
  • wtf
  • www
  • xbox 360
  • Yahoo
  • yoga
  • YouTube
  • yummy
  • zombie
  • zombies