Quotes are like assholes…


Pee and poop in panties? Seriously? WTF are you freaks doing out there!!!???
-ams-

Sometimes I need bacon. I dunno why, I just do.
-Bacone Manne-

Assholes are like buttholes, everyone's got one, and they all make poop.

Fuck a B, it's got more holes.

Weld Youve Gotting Sex The Lady
-SPAM-

occasional confusion actuality limit
-SPAM-

She wants a better sex? All you need's here!
-SPAM-

Disposal Watering Cat
-SPAM-

We cure any disease!
-SPAM-

eat shit lori!

thieves are the worst kind of scum and can be killed with no remorse

Lori is a piece of crap.
-the truth-

dear whatever, please die you shitbox, hello loser.

gay to raid, it's for the homos when they get all parched and shit

shit nword you trippin
-gangstamovietalker-

Hey, you sank my battleship!

Life On Mars rocks

I want my money, bitch!
-Pearl-

FUCK!!! SHIT!!! CUNT!!! PUSSY!!! TAXES!!!

I want to cuss. Who's with me?

I just took a picture of your hot wife naked. want to see?

Freedom Fries? Seriously? Oh please. That is like the most assine thing ever.

Go fuck yourselves. And I mean that in the nicest way.

Lori really does drink her own pee. She is also a manipulative piece of shit.
-it's true.-

So, these 2 gay carpenters walk into a bar. And one says, "Let's get drunk and screw."
-yeah-

holy shit I love hot bitches. but why the fuck do they not like me?!?!
-ams-

Some people are just not meant to be alive. Others are just not meant to be dead.
-ams-

IFKSW
-what-

I'd fuck her.
-Every horny guy on the planet-

We used to have horses in Jamaica. We had horses, sheep, goats, cows. I lived on a farm.
-Ziggy Marley-

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
-Dave Barry-

I once came out of the hotel, and Brad Pitt was in front of me. There were all these fans out there and he walked out. I knew they were going to yell or something, but then they all just dropped down and died on the ground. Like 400 girls just simultaneously fell on the ground and died.
-Casey Affleck-

My Dad's music had made me shy, almost repressed about my own anatomy, with his lyrics about ramming things up poop chutes and shooting too quick!
-Moon Unit Zappa-

Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won't be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you.
-Ajahn Chah-

How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words!
-Samual Adams-

A motion picture should be respected as being more than a tool for selling soap, toothpaste, deodorant, used cars, beer and the whole gamut of products advertised on television.
-George Stevens-

He was a wise man who invented beer.
-Plato-

Write down the top 5 things you like. Then eat the piece of paper they are on and you will poop those things the next day. Honest.
-ams-

Caps Lock. Caps Rock.

LOOK AT ME, I'M SHOUTING!!!

Four score and seven years ago? What the hell does that mean!?
-AMS-

The Original Cracker Jack Brand Caramel Coated Popcorn & Peanuts rule
-Sailor Jack & Bingo-

I am sorry about your car. But you bought it so you should suffer.

I'm on a mission from Glod dissin all you suckas. And that is the fucking truth bitches.

Pigs are good, when smoked. Bitches are good, when smokin. Everything else, I want crystal clear.

I'm going to bed. Who wants to join me?

fuck fish. seriously.

Rob a bank, go to prison. Smoke a joint, go to prison. Beat your wife, party all night.

Quotes are like chinese dinner. It's not over till you both get your cookie.

Touch my cucumber, bitches!
-Obviously single-

We are not afraid of hair picks, either.
-ams-

Sometimes, when you are jerking off, if you pee, it's OK. Right?
-Joe P.-

KELLY CLARKSON!!!
-IFH-

I'd fuck her.
-Doods-

I am pretty sure that Lori is a cumholster and son of satan.
-Everyone-

I have to say, Wow, you are so amazing AMS!
-a AMS fan-

You're gonna gargle mayonaise.
-JB-

Cock! Use the cock!
-KG-

Shake your tushy, it will fall off.
-Sass-

JB you're an awesome rocker!
-Sass-

Rock is not the devils work, it's magical and rad.
-JB-

Patience young grass smoker.
-KG-

Oh man, I miss that sweet ass leg of mine.
-The Stranger-

Mmmmm. Suburban housewives. Yum.
-forceusr-

Are you following me?
-me-

"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber..."
-The Dude-

"It's good knowing he's out there. The Dude. Taking it easy for all us sinners."
-pee-

Gimme a MILF, a sammich, and 2 rubbers and I'm set.
-ams-

What's up bitches? What's up sluts?
-Jay-

lori is a piece of poop.

It's no banana, but it will have to do.
-wg-

What?

Nice shooting Tex.

I got the Jookie Hornet's Nest!

This site is like beer made from milk.

Goat milk and sausages are the best lunch ever.

What the hell is an aluminum falcon!?
-The Emporer-

We are not afraid of combs.
-hoopee.com-

Quotes are like assholes, everyone's got one.

Pooping is like sleeping. The only difference is where you do it.
-ams-

All your base are belong to our new Chinese overlords
-itguy-

So he says "Do you love me?" and she says "No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"

All hail The D!

640K ought to be enough for anybody.
-Bill Gates-

langdon went to China. ams went to the bathroom.

Damn near lost a $400 handcart!

Here's your water yo. Try not to spill it yo.
-TripleDuck-

Would you like another schnitzengruben?
-Lili Von Shtupp-

Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes, but you know he's clean!
-Dio-

That is one big sandwich.
-ams-

Wake up, Neo...
-Trinity-

Pilot G2 pens rock!
-ams-

Testing one two three.
-ams-

Great. Great Sandwich.

Teabagging is a great sport. And it's good for your libido.
-ams-

Pedro offers you his protection.

Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.

Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate...

LaFawnduh is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.Don't worry Napoleon, there's a babe out there for you somewhere. Peace out.

I caught you a delicious bass.

Tina, come get some ham.

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...

I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

If this was your brane on drugs, you'd be eating some eggs.

Beans, beans, they make you fart. The more you fart, it makes you smart. The smarter you are, the more you think, and that's why you stop so you don't stink.

Paper clips = trombones

Looking around me for things to say. Oh, Pioneer DVR-K04L. How's that?

Guess we'll find out eventually!

I wonder if a URL works here...

www.mwave.com has good prices and selection, you should check them out.

I nevar lernd to reed rite untel I gots hooked on fonex.

If you are offended by vulgarity, please do not f*cking read this.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the f*cking sun you dumbass.

BiC round stic med/moy USA

National the 500 Eraser.

I don't heart anything that smells bad.

I don't heart cowboys.

I don't heart hicks.

Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm.

4 years ago I was 6 years younger.

Out of money? Just print more!

Wipe out the deficit so we can do it all again.

Surrounded by white trash. Surrounded by scum.

Ladytron owns joo!

Ladytron rules you!

Ladytron rocks!

What does that mean, and how does it make you feel?

It's f*cking raining babys!

BS = Baby Storm

BS = Baboon Stinch

BS = Bitch Stomp

BS = Bad Stuff

CC screwed me.

In my dreams I am a super hero. In my reality I am a stupid loser.

Then I got the ***** and I put it in the freeza.

To open and edit your Mac Mini, you need a Phillips P0 and P1, and a thin, smooth flexible putty knife.

Please go away, I'm thinking.

Did you need something?

What?

Yeah?

Heeeeeeehahaaaaaa.

HAHAHA!!!

My lil bro's a freakin marine. Ha!

We all need damn haircuts.

You need a damn haircut.

I need a damn haircut.

I need to go find a trimmer.

Ah, the power of cheese.

hehe, now we're cookin with gas!

dot dot dot

There once was a lassy from Scotland...

Guts, Gay, Kansas, DNA

Ok, who farted?

I fart huckabees.

I heart huckabees.

DIE SPAMMERS!!!

All spammers must die!

I was here before most of you even know what it was. No go away. You are f*cking it up for the rest of us.

Bryce rocks the planet. And then renders it.

The current time is: 34,11LM

What!?

A sphincter says what?

Thieves, Liars and what?

Find the monkey in the picture above.

1...2...5!

Remember the Alamo? What about the Ala Mode!

Foo!

team dead bunny owns joo

Sometimes you just gotta say What the Frell.

I doubt it, he loves to bitch and moan. ALOT.

Is this guy going to ever stop complaining?

What in the hell is that up there?

Yes, the picture above is of something.

I hope you are happy, now you REALLY did it!

Are you hitting reload to see more photos above?

The contents of this website are mine.

This website strives to please noone.

I could really go for a nap and I just got up.

Tabasco kicks your tongue's ass.

SPAM rocks.

_/~_

so far, so good, so what.

high def! high def! high def!

Neo + Morpheus sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

something something makes jack a dull boy

these 2 monkeys walk into a bar and then something something

spidey freakin rules!!!

GiD

appleschnoogen is the name of the new album

stop saying snarky please!

snarky is not a word. ghey is!

crap. crap. crap.

thats the blonde girl slogan isnt it?

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maybe i need some new material. ya think?

these quotes are really getting boring.

i cant afford to replace the lights in the old fashioned disco

HUGE DISCO UNITS

jack and jill hated hills, so they moved to kansas

bo-bonda-basiya!

Bastards? Fishpoop!

Thieves, Liars, Hypocrites and Bastards.

I lied.

It is currently 10:23PM CST.

ok, so i ran out of things to say

look I am your father's sister

feal the force look!

fear|-X---------|love

this steering wheel on my crotch is driving me nuts

this guy is nuts.

man this is boring. why am I here again?

what are you looking at? never seen a quote before?

no, look ^^^^^

<---- look!

my phone is ringing

finally someone who understands

i gotz mo skillz than ya moms got billz

95% of you are suckers

captain jeff loves the asians

pennies aren't money

eat more candy... and her sister.

Screw you and the horse you glued to your sister.

Next time you find yourself masturbating to NASCAR... be sure to scream LEFT TURN! when you climax.

Id give your wife or girl some lovin if youd just go out for groceries.

looking at you is like being beaten senseless

milk make hulk strong. girl make hulk horny.

Please do not include a ghey tribal rave scene in Revolutions. Even if it has boobies.

If I seem hatefull and darkly opinionated its because you are an total idiot and I am sick of you.

MTV sucks. You are all slaves to the advertising engine.

John Titor is not from the future.

shit. you fucks are worthless. send in the flood.

I nearly shit my fucking trousers.

GI Joe just grabbed my ass.

here are three things in this world that make me totally excited... girls kissing... girls who wear glasses... and girls who wear glasses who are kissing.

hulk gay. hulk give you good time sailor.

i hate you so much i take your mother on date... im telling her shes paying and im eating 5 steak.

meat is good

Who would win in a fight... Indy or Luke?

Meet you at the bar. Ill be the one dressed like Satan.

1...2...5! 3 sir!

stop before you hurt someone

finally, someone who knows what they are doing

there are only a few good websites out there and this isn't one of them

terror starts at home

my back hurts

playing poker is like playing cards only different

look, i already explained this twice, go away

some people think that I am crazy, others just point and laugh

and urine!

and bacon!

the above image is brought to you by "X"

the above image is brought to you by "G"

let me tell you a story...

once upon a time, something happened but who cares

someone please tell me to stop

tivo! tivo! tivo!

thanks janet for screwing up tv

pepsi sucks

feel the burn, burn the field

nothing better to say

i say we cancel all Mondays and replace them with Fridays

brad wrote this script

no duh is a product of fear

fear|------X------|love

fear|-X-----------|love

syntax error 4403: please reboot

why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit? why are you wearing that stupid human suit?

frank says hello

drew says hello

if you are reading this, you are literate

of all the people i know, you might be one of them
-ams-

all hail brak!
-Brak-

lori drinks her own pee

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-Matt Groening-

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.

Each place has its own advantages - heaven for the climate, and hell for the society.
-Mark Twain-