I dunno what this zombie was doing but it looked uncomfortable.

I’ve been playing thru Super Paper Mario on my Wii lately. Fun game, although it has some things that don’t make any sense in it.

Today, I got to a point where I found another pixl, and he asked me what I was passionate about, what my words to live by were… so I told him “poopface”. I wanted to say “Eating shit for breakfast.” but it limited me to 8 letters.

And then, he realized HE too loved poopface and it was his words to live by, so he shouted it to the world.

Whenever I finish with a hard days work outside in the heat, I like to guzzle a six-pack of Hoopee.com Beer. It’s smooth, refreshing, and makes me breakout in hives. Nothing beats it on a hot summers day.