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Dane Cook? Why?

June 8th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

So why is it that this dork named Dane Cook gets to be in a movie with Jessica Alba and I don’t? Seriously this is total BS. I may not be handsome or rich but I can love her just as well as he can, and I am not a wierdo winking guy like him.

Dane is a winkowierdo

Dane Cook: He is a wierd winking guy.

Jessica, when you realize you want me, I am here for you.

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Joost: It’s loony out there people.

April 9th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Ok, hands up who has heard of Joost.

Joost

Now, hands up who has tried whoring themselves to get an invite?
ALL of you can put your hands down. We know you are desperate. You want to part of the in-crowd. The cool kids. The new thing that the big people inside tech are talking about.

Do a search on Google, there are thousands of comments on blogs all desperately trying to get invited to try Joost.

Personalized Results 1 - 20 of about 13,200,000 for joost. (0.09 seconds)
Personalized Results 1 - 20 of about 688,000 for joost invite. (0.05 seconds)

So what IS this Joost thing? Well, it’s a new video distribution/sharing idea from the Skype people. It’s more or less a P2P kind of thing, only with more organization and lots of content/channels planned.

Have I tried it? Nope, I am inviteless still. Just hoping to see it in action sometime before it launches. But I am not going to whore myself out for invites. I’ve asked politely in a few places where I frequent and am leaving it at that. I got invited to test Gmail when it first started and could not give the invites away after a few months. Not that it wasn’t good, but everyone and their dog had been invited at this point and had 50+ invites to give out. Joost isn’t the same, the invites are more limited.

Hence the whoring. I like saying that word, and it fits. Some of the blogs I’ve seen have dozens of comments all saying things like, “Hi I’m soandso from the UK and I want an invite please.” or “Hi! I want an invite too! I am a good beta tester!!!!!!!!”.

I think it will become pretty big once it launches. I mean, look at Skype, it’s HUGE now.

Just like my pectoral muscles.

So, if you happen to stumble across an invite, drop a comment here on how you like it. And share the invites, because some of us want them without selling our bodies.

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Help me gather some “wood”, Billy.

March 29th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

The Rifleman

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28 Weeks Later

March 28th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Ok, so the original movie, 28 Days Later, totally messed with my head. It was some scary ass shit. And now there is a new one, 28 Weeks Later. The trailer is pretty messed up. If you liked the original, check the new one’s trailer.

28 Weeks Later

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What was the best Star Wars movie?

March 16th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Obviously the only correct answer here is Empire, but we will see what you think. ;)

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HD-DVD vs. Blu-Ray: ARGH

March 14th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

This whole high def video thing is making me really angry. When HD-DVD first came out, I thought maybe it would win the war. I mean, they did have Serenity exclusively right? And the Xbox 360 HD-DVD player was only $200. That should be enough. But it wasn’t. Blu-Ray is now kicking the shit out of HD-DVD.

Why? Well, first off, HD-DVD is about 10% new releases, 90% old crap no one gives a flying fuck about. Whereas BR is the complete opposite, 90% new releases (and most of them exclusives) and 10% old shit.

The last 4 new movies I wanted were ALL BR exclusive. Fuckfish!

  • The Prestige
  • Mario Antionette
  • Stranger Than Fiction
  • Casino Royale (with Cheese)

I ended up getting the regular SD editions of STF and MA, borrowed the SD-DVD of The Prestige, and will end up with the SD-DVD of Casino Royale too. Very disappointing to me. I knew this would happen. But still… it sucks. Because Sony has just enough big new movies in their pockets that they PWN me.

What are my options here? Buy a PS3 for $600? I don’t need yet another console, I already have a 360 and Wii and not enough places to connect all of these things as it stands. Or I could buy a BR Player standalone for $900? Take it up the ass while HD-DVD disappoints me over and over? Someone on another forum I frequent found a refurbished BR player for just over $300. I could maybe spend $300. But even then, that’s a lot of beers. All to watch a few movies? Is it really worth it?

And then, to make things worse, I look at upcomming new releases on HD-DVD and BR and see that about 75% of the ones I want are BR only, once again.

So what’s a guy to do? Spend the money, bite my tongue, and just deal with it? Or do I stand up for myself and say NO to BR? I did get into the LaserDisc thing, spending $500 on my player. It was the very lowest of low-end Pioneer players, did not even have S-Video or AC3 out nor did it play both sides automatically. And then I plopped down $30-75 a piece for movies,. Many times these were not even movies worth watching. But, I did it for the digital quality non-degrading picture. And for the fact that I could score letterbox movies. (DIE PAN & SCAN YOU BASTARD!) But still, I am having a hard time deciding on whether or not to spend the money on BR.

When I started my HD-DVD collection, I bought movies as they came out that I really wanted. Then, when the Xbox 360 player came out, I got it and could finally watch the movies. So, I could do that again with BR, waiting for just the right deal on a player. And if I could score a $300-$350 refurbished player (new is better but I take what I can get), that would be much less of a wallet cruncher than the other option… $600 for a PS3, that would suck away my money for games too.

So here I sit, thinking, wondering, wishing, wanting. In a perfect world, there is only one HD format for DVDs. In a perfect world, all my fave shows and movies are on that format. In a perfect world, they are the same price as SD-DVDs.

But this is not a perfect world. Or a perfect party… and HD-DVD is being shown the door by BR, with Sony smirking happily. They may have totally fucked up the PS3, but they got BR right it seems. And that is something.

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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

March 13th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Are you a fan of “The D”? I certainly am. I cannot get enough of JB and KG’s crazy antics and funny as hell songs that rock your mind. I was not a huge fan of their first album, mostly because it was way over produced. I was used to the songs the way they were intended, just JB/KG rocking out no extra crap.

However, I have to say I totally loved their new movie which came out on DVD recently…

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

Pick of Destiny

First off, the thing is packed full of amazingly good songs. Each of which rocks your ass off Then, there’s the funny shit they do. The weed they smoke. (Ok, so that’s not a huge deal in liking the movie but it IS the D.) And the cameos from their buddies. We got Dio, Meatloaf, Tim Robbins, Dave Grohl, Lee, Sasquatch and many others here. All packed into just over an hour and a half of funny as hell shit.

Pick of Destiny

The movie tells the tale of how Jack Black found himself paired up with Kyle Gass to form the greatest rock band ever to live, Tenacious D. JB starts out as a kid, rocking out in a religious household. When he is told by Dio to go out and find his rockmate. So he sets out on a crazy adventure to meet Kyle, and become a rockstar of biblical proportions.

Pick of Destiny

I don’t want to give too much away for those of you who have not seen it. So I will just say this, they rock their asses off through the whole movie. And it’s funny almost all the way through. I think this movie is destined to be a new “D” fan classic, like the HBO series has been in the past.

Pick of Destiny

If you are a fan of Tenacious D, Jack Black, or just want a good rocking movie to watch when baked… please do yourself a huge favour and check it out. Seriously.

I give it a healthy:

4 out of 5

  • 44
  • 1937
  • 420
  • 2D
  • 3D
  • 4 beers
  • 5.25"
  • 15 Cents
  • 15%
  • 28 Days Later
  • 28 Weeks Later
  • 30th Birthday
  • 60MPH
  • A&E
  • abandoned building
  • access card
  • acid
  • acne
  • actor
  • afro
  • album
  • alienmeatsack
  • all out of bubble gum
  • Amazon
  • Am I dreaming?
  • amplifier
  • ams
  • ams is hawt
  • ams rules
  • AMS rules the planet
  • Android Hell
  • A New Hope
  • Animal Planet
  • animated
  • animation
  • annoying
  • Apple
  • arrows
  • art
  • ashersarlin.com
  • asian
  • ass
  • Assassin of Youth
  • ass flowers
  • assholes
  • AT&T
  • Attack of the Clones
  • attitude
  • avatar
  • awesome
  • Babbling
  • baby
  • bacon
  • Bacon Is Not A Weapon
  • bad
  • bad joke
  • bad jokes
  • Ball On
  • bard
  • BASIC
  • bathroom
  • beard
  • beautiful
  • bed
  • beer
  • beer mug
  • belly
  • bent over
  • bikini
  • bill gates is a thief
  • Bioshock
  • bitch
  • bitching
  • bleu cheese
  • blind
  • bling
  • blog
  • blood
  • Blu-Ray
  • blue
  • blue cheese
  • bluetoof
  • bluetooth
  • boneless
  • bored
  • breasts
  • brother
  • buffalo wings
  • Bungie
  • BURN IN HELL FOX
  • butt
  • butter
  • butts
  • Buy Stuff
  • Cadbury Creme Egg
  • call
  • camera
  • camisole
  • can
  • Captain Jeff loves the asians
  • cartoon
  • cartoons
  • Case of the Mondays
  • CD
  • celebrity
  • celery
  • cell phone
  • channels
  • chick
  • chicken little
  • chicks
  • Christina Ricci
  • Cinemax
  • classic
  • cleaning
  • Cleansing
  • cloud
  • code
  • comedy
  • comic
  • Comics & Humor
  • comment
  • Conan
  • console
  • contacts message
  • contractor
  • cool
  • coop
  • corpse
  • cowboy
  • Crackdown
  • crapping
  • crapsauce
  • cross
  • css
  • cult
  • customize
  • cut
  • cute
  • Dane Cook
  • dark meat
  • Darwin
  • dead
  • dead bird
  • dead clown
  • Dell
  • desert
  • detergent
  • Devon Aoki
  • dick
  • die
  • Digg
  • digital camera
  • Dio
  • DirecTV
  • dirty word
  • Discovery Channel
  • dive bomber
  • dog
  • doing it
  • doll
  • door
  • DOS
  • download
  • Dr. Albert Hofmann
  • Drama
  • dream
  • Drew
  • Drew has large hands
  • drink
  • dropping the kids off at the pool
  • drunk
  • dry erase markers
  • DTV
  • DukeNukem
  • dumpster
  • DVD
  • E
  • Easter
  • electronic
  • email
  • empire on ice
  • Empire Strikes Back
  • end of the world
  • enjoy
  • Entourage
  • EQ
  • equalizer
  • Eric
  • Everything Star Wars
  • evil laugh
  • eye
  • facial hair
  • family
  • fart
  • fat
  • Feature requests
  • fick
  • film
  • finale
  • fire
  • Firefox
  • fire starter
  • First Person Shooter
  • fishnet
  • Fitness concigliary Michele
  • Flickr
  • floppy disk
  • fly
  • fold
  • fork
  • Forza 2
  • FPS
  • free
  • frustrating
  • fucking
  • fun
  • functionality
  • funny
  • funny sign
  • G4 TV Sucks
  • gang
  • gapingvoid.com
  • garage
  • garlic
  • gas
  • gay
  • Gears of War
  • geek
  • Geekfest
  • geeky
  • George Lucas
  • Germany
  • get laid
  • ghey
  • girls
  • GLaDOS
  • glasses
  • Gmail
  • goatee
  • gofuckyourselvesleechers
  • Golden Shower
  • good times
  • Google
  • gort
  • goth
  • grab boobies
  • grape
  • grass
  • green
  • gross
  • guilty
  • guitar
  • guy
  • h8r
  • haha
  • haiku
  • hair
  • Half-Life 2
  • half naked
  • Halo
  • halo 3
  • hamburger
  • hands
  • happy 420 bitches
  • happy new year
  • happy people suck
  • hat
  • HBO
  • HD
  • HD-DVD
  • HDTV
  • Heath Ledger
  • heavy
  • hello hoopee bunko
  • Hi. What is this?
  • High Def
  • high definition
  • highlighting
  • highway
  • History Channel
  • holy smokes
  • home
  • Homer
  • hoodie
  • hoopee
  • horrible
  • Horror
  • hot
  • Hotness
  • hot sauce
  • hottie
  • hotties
  • hot wings
  • html
  • hugs
  • humping
  • I'm drunk
  • I'm pooping!
  • I've got gas
  • i heart u
  • iLife
  • I like bacon
  • images
  • iMovie
  • i need a beer
  • infected
  • interactive
  • internet
  • internet Explorer
  • invites
  • I own you
  • iphone
  • iTunes
  • I wish I was dating Christina Ricci
  • Jack Black
  • jam
  • JarJar sucks
  • jeans
  • jean skirt
  • jeffssite.net
  • Jessica Alba
  • john
  • John From Cincinnati
  • Joke of the Day
  • jokes
  • Joost
  • jott
  • jott.com
  • juicy buns fever
  • jumpsuit
  • junk mail
  • kick ass
  • kid
  • kiss
  • kissing
  • knife
  • know it all
  • kool-aid
  • Kyle Gass
  • lame
  • laugh
  • lava
  • lawn mower
  • lederhosen
  • leechers
  • lesbians
  • limbs
  • Live!
  • Liv Tyler
  • log
  • lol
  • Lotus 123
  • LSD
  • lubricant
  • Mac
  • making turdles
  • Marathon
  • Marathon 2: Durandal
  • Marathon Infinity
  • margarine
  • mary jane
  • master chief
  • matress
  • Max
  • McDonalds
  • mcdonalds sucks
  • McRib
  • Meatloaf
  • merry christmas
  • messed up
  • metal
  • Microsoft
  • Microsoft sucks
  • mind altering
  • mirror
  • missions from god
  • mobile
  • mobile phone
  • Mondays
  • money
  • monkey sex
  • mother bitches
  • Motorola
  • mouth
  • movie
  • Movies
  • moving van
  • mow
  • mow lawn
  • MP3
  • MS
  • multiplayer
  • Music
  • Music Makes Me Horny
  • music videos
  • mustache
  • MySpace SUCKS BALLS
  • Myth
  • naked
  • nap
  • nasty
  • Natalie Portman
  • NBC
  • Neatorama
  • neice
  • nipples
  • not food
  • not funny
  • nude
  • nude sluts on ice
  • nurse
  • Oblivion
  • obsession
  • Office Space
  • official
  • oil
  • OK
  • old
  • old hotel
  • old school
  • OMFG
  • open mic
  • oriental
  • P2P
  • Padme Amidala
  • Panasonic
  • panties
  • paper airplane
  • Paris Hilton
  • Parris Island
  • Pathways Into Darkness
  • pay check
  • Pay day
  • PC Load Letter
  • pee
  • pee pee
  • Peer 2 Peer
  • pelican
  • penis
  • people are stupid
  • perky
  • Philips Toucam
  • phone
  • photo
  • photograph
  • photographs
  • photos
  • picture
  • pictures
  • piercings
  • pigga
  • pills
  • pink
  • pixl
  • plasq.com
  • platform
  • plug-ins
  • poast
  • poasting
  • podcast
  • poetry
  • Polls
  • poop
  • poopface
  • pooping
  • poop your pants
  • Portal
  • post
  • pot
  • potty humor
  • Power of the Damager
  • pregnancy
  • pride
  • print
  • prison
  • prodigy
  • product
  • project
  • promotion
  • Prong
  • psychedelic
  • puff daddy
  • pully
  • purple
  • PWNED
  • qool
  • radio
  • rain
  • ranch dressing
  • random quotes
  • ranting
  • Rants and Raves
  • RAZR
  • really bad joke
  • redhead
  • reefer
  • Reefer Madness
  • restroom
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Revenge of the Sith
  • RIP
  • ripoff
  • road
  • Rob
  • Robn
  • rock
  • roller skating
  • rugs
  • RulEzez
  • rust
  • Safari
  • sand
  • Sasquatch
  • Satan
  • Saturday
  • scary
  • scat
  • Science Fiction
  • screen grab
  • sea foam
  • search terms
  • see through
  • semen
  • series
  • sex
  • share
  • shave
  • shirt
  • shit
  • shitload
  • shitting
  • show
  • show business
  • silly
  • single player
  • sister-in-law
  • site
  • Site News
  • size
  • skin
  • Skitch
  • Skittles
  • sky is falling
  • Skype
  • sleep
  • slow
  • slut
  • small
  • smaller
  • smoked meat
  • sneak peak
  • snore
  • soap
  • sober
  • solo
  • Sopranos
  • South Carolina
  • space heater
  • spam
  • spandex
  • spicy
  • spoiled brat
  • spoon
  • Star Wars
  • Star Wars Celebration
  • Starz
  • stein
  • stethoscope
  • stoned
  • streaming
  • stupid
  • stupid ending
  • Sucks
  • suicide
  • sun
  • sun light
  • Super Paper Mario
  • surf
  • sweater
  • Swiss chemist
  • T-Shirt
  • tags
  • taking over the world
  • taking the browns to the superbowl
  • talk
  • tasty
  • tattoo
  • tattoos
  • TCF
  • teaser
  • teeth
  • Tenacious D
  • text
  • texture
  • that is not very funny
  • theatre
  • The cake is a lie
  • The Clone Wars
  • The Landlord
  • The Orange Box
  • The Phantom Menace
  • The Pick of Destiny
  • the p word
  • The Rifleman
  • The Simpsons Movie
  • The Sopranos
  • ThinkGeek
  • this joke was awful
  • this sucks
  • thrash
  • Tia
  • tits
  • Tivo Community Forum
  • TLC
  • toilet
  • tomb stone
  • Tommy Victor
  • toothpastefordinner
  • toys
  • traffic
  • transcribe
  • trip
  • Tulsa
  • Turtle
  • TV
  • tv shows
  • TV Shows Make my Crotch Tingle
  • ugly
  • umbrella
  • upset tummy
  • USMC
  • vagina
  • vibrator
  • video
  • video game
  • Video Games
  • Video Games and Movies
  • Vincent Chase
  • Viral video
  • voice
  • vomit
  • vultures
  • water
  • weapon
  • Web2.0
  • web browser
  • webcam
  • web comic
  • weed
  • weed eat
  • weeds
  • weekend
  • weekend over
  • weight
  • welcome
  • wet
  • Whatever
  • white trash ketchup
  • whoring
  • wifi
  • Wii
  • Will Farrell
  • windows
  • wings
  • wireless
  • women
  • wood
  • WordPress
  • work
  • world domination
  • WOW
  • wrong
  • wtf
  • www
  • xbox 360
  • Yahoo
  • yoga
  • YouTube
  • yummy
  • zombie
  • zombies