alienmeatsack

Haiku up the ass

June 20th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Jamming sticks in eye.
It is so fun I cry much.
Bleed out until dead.

Burn in hell FOX guys.
You cancel great shows and suck.
Who the fuck are you?

My penis alone.
No vagina visits me.
Hi hand, meet my dick.

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