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Joke of the Day

October 24th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

These 2 Bards walk into a bar. The bartender asks the first one what he wants to drink and he replies, “The finest ale you have!” So the bartender hands him his ale. Then looks at the 2nd Bard and asks him the same, “What would you like to drink?” And the 2nd Bard smiles and says…

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