Five Fun Things To Do When You Are Sober
May 9th, 2007 by alienmeatsack1. Uhm… Hmm…
I got nothing.
Look at this instead:

1. Uhm… Hmm…
I got nothing.
Look at this instead:

This is one of my fave’s so far in the last 6 months… seriously. I mean, she’s cute… has a great figure, and is in the rain. What else does a dood (or chick) need? :)
My apologies to the original author of that photo, which was quite wonderful. ;) Oh, and um, yeah, you need to click thru to see the pic I’m talking aboot.
Yum…
I just cannot stop with the hotties, so here are a few more for your viewing pleasure.



I am not sure why I am so obsessed with hot goth chicks. I love their tats, piercings, and attitude. None of them would have anything to do with me… but that does not stop this old fart from wishing I had me some.

As I approach the old fart age of 40, I wonder if maybe I should hook up with a hot goth gal during my middle life crysis thingie that I hear of. And maybe I can just jerk off to the SuicideGirls and pretend I am wanted by hot goth chicks.
Excuse me while I go find a few papertowels and a nice lesbian pictorial.
Anyone have any meatloaf?
