alienmeatsack

Happy Ducking New Year Mother Bitches

January 1st, 2008 by alienmeatsack

Happy New Year everyone.

We are all old, fat and stupid. What happened?

I am 40 now, as of a few days ago. I feel fucking OLD.

Hugs to everyone. I hope you are happy, safe, drunk, stoned, got laid, and kicked her out of bed.

Love,

ams

alienmeatsack

McRib? Seriously? YHGTBFK

November 29th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Seriously? Any of you eat this shit from McDs? Please tell me you don’t. The only thing more disgusting is scat play.

McRib SUCKS!

At least the people who like to be shit on know they are eating shit and don’t lie to themselves.

IMHO

alienmeatsack

Go Fick Yourselves, would you kindly?

September 26th, 2007 by alienmeatsack

Hey all.

Another day, another doll hair. I love doll hair. And having sex with rugs.

Well, big things are afoot this week!

Halo 3 is released as of yesterday. And DirecTV just launched 21 new HD channels today.

I really should have stayed home.

And, on top of that, I am tired and need herbs and tarlick.

Hands up who wants to drink lava!?!

alienmeatsack

How Pregnancy Happens

May 31st, 2007 by alienmeatsack

This is pretty funny stuff. :)

  • 1937
  • 44
  • 420
  • 2D
  • 3D
  • 4 beers
  • 5.25"
  • 15 Cents
  • 15%
  • 28 Days Later
  • 28 Weeks Later
  • 30th Birthday
  • 60MPH
  • A&E
  • abandoned building
  • access card
  • acid
  • acne
  • actor
  • afro
  • album
  • alienmeatsack
  • all out of bubble gum
  • Amazon
  • Am I dreaming?
  • amplifier
  • ams
  • ams is hawt
  • ams rules
  • AMS rules the planet
  • Android Hell
  • A New Hope
  • Animal Planet
  • animated
  • animation
  • annoying
  • Apple
  • arrows
  • art
  • ashersarlin.com
  • asian
  • ass
  • Assassin of Youth
  • ass flowers
  • assholes
  • AT&T
  • Attack of the Clones
  • attitude
  • avatar
  • awesome
  • Babbling
  • baby
  • bacon
  • Bacon Is Not A Weapon
  • bad
  • bad joke
  • bad jokes
  • Ball On
  • bard
  • BASIC
  • bathroom
  • beard
  • beautiful
  • bed
  • beer
  • beer mug
  • belly
  • bent over
  • bikini
  • bill gates is a thief
  • Bioshock
  • bitch
  • bitching
  • bleu cheese
  • blind
  • bling
  • blog
  • blood
  • Blu-Ray
  • blue
  • blue cheese
  • bluetoof
  • bluetooth
  • boneless
  • bored
  • breasts
  • brother
  • buffalo wings
  • Bungie
  • BURN IN HELL FOX
  • butt
  • butter
  • butts
  • Buy Stuff
  • Cadbury Creme Egg
  • call
  • camera
  • camisole
  • can
  • Captain Jeff loves the asians
  • cartoon
  • cartoons
  • Case of the Mondays
  • CD
  • celebrity
  • celery
  • cell phone
  • channels
  • chick
  • chicken little
  • chicks
  • Christina Ricci
  • Cinemax
  • classic
  • cleaning
  • Cleansing
  • cloud
  • code
  • comedy
  • comic
  • Comics & Humor
  • comment
  • Conan
  • console
  • contacts message
  • contractor
  • cool
  • coop
  • corpse
  • cowboy
  • Crackdown
  • crapping
  • crapsauce
  • cross
  • css
  • cult
  • customize
  • cut
  • cute
  • Dane Cook
  • dark meat
  • Darwin
  • dead
  • dead bird
  • dead clown
  • Dell
  • desert
  • detergent
  • Devon Aoki
  • dick
  • die
  • Digg
  • digital camera
  • Dio
  • DirecTV
  • dirty word
  • Discovery Channel
  • dive bomber
  • dog
  • doing it
  • doll
  • door
  • DOS
  • download
  • Dr. Albert Hofmann
  • Drama
  • dream
  • Drew
  • Drew has large hands
  • drink
  • dropping the kids off at the pool
  • drunk
  • dry erase markers
  • DTV
  • DukeNukem
  • dumpster
  • DVD
  • E
  • Easter
  • electronic
  • email
  • empire on ice
  • Empire Strikes Back
  • end of the world
  • enjoy
  • Entourage
  • EQ
  • equalizer
  • Eric
  • Everything Star Wars
  • evil laugh
  • eye
  • facial hair
  • family
  • fart
  • fat
  • Feature requests
  • fick
  • film
  • finale
  • fire
  • Firefox
  • fire starter
  • First Person Shooter
  • fishnet
  • Fitness concigliary Michele
  • Flickr
  • floppy disk
  • fly
  • fold
  • fork
  • Forza 2
  • FPS
  • free
  • frustrating
  • fucking
  • fun
  • functionality
  • funny
  • funny sign
  • G4 TV Sucks
  • gang
  • gapingvoid.com
  • garage
  • garlic
  • gas
  • gay
  • Gears of War
  • geek
  • Geekfest
  • geeky
  • George Lucas
  • Germany
  • get laid
  • ghey
  • girls
  • GLaDOS
  • glasses
  • Gmail
  • goatee
  • gofuckyourselvesleechers
  • Golden Shower
  • good times
  • Google
  • gort
  • goth
  • grab boobies
  • grape
  • grass
  • green
  • gross
  • guilty
  • guitar
  • guy
  • h8r
  • haha
  • haiku
  • hair
  • Half-Life 2
  • half naked
  • Halo
  • halo 3
  • hamburger
  • hands
  • happy 420 bitches
  • happy new year
  • happy people suck
  • hat
  • HBO
  • HD
  • HD-DVD
  • HDTV
  • Heath Ledger
  • heavy
  • hello hoopee bunko
  • Hi. What is this?
  • High Def
  • high definition
  • highlighting
  • highway
  • History Channel
  • holy smokes
  • home
  • Homer
  • hoodie
  • hoopee
  • horrible
  • Horror
  • hot
  • Hotness
  • hot sauce
  • hottie
  • hotties
  • hot wings
  • html
  • hugs
  • humping
  • I'm drunk
  • I'm pooping!
  • I've got gas
  • i heart u
  • iLife
  • I like bacon
  • images
  • iMovie
  • i need a beer
  • infected
  • interactive
  • internet
  • internet Explorer
  • invites
  • I own you
  • iphone
  • iTunes
  • I wish I was dating Christina Ricci
  • Jack Black
  • jam
  • JarJar sucks
  • jeans
  • jean skirt
  • jeffssite.net
  • Jessica Alba
  • john
  • John From Cincinnati
  • Joke of the Day
  • jokes
  • Joost
  • jott
  • jott.com
  • juicy buns fever
  • jumpsuit
  • junk mail
  • kick ass
  • kid
  • kiss
  • kissing
  • knife
  • know it all
  • kool-aid
  • Kyle Gass
  • lame
  • laugh
  • lava
  • lawn mower
  • lederhosen
  • leechers
  • lesbians
  • limbs
  • Live!
  • Liv Tyler
  • log
  • lol
  • Lotus 123
  • LSD
  • lubricant
  • Mac
  • making turdles
  • Marathon
  • Marathon 2: Durandal
  • Marathon Infinity
  • margarine
  • mary jane
  • master chief
  • matress
  • Max
  • McDonalds
  • mcdonalds sucks
  • McRib
  • Meatloaf
  • merry christmas
  • messed up
  • metal
  • Microsoft
  • Microsoft sucks
  • mind altering
  • mirror
  • missions from god
  • mobile
  • mobile phone
  • Mondays
  • money
  • monkey sex
  • mother bitches
  • Motorola
  • mouth
  • movie
  • Movies
  • moving van
  • mow
  • mow lawn
  • MP3
  • MS
  • multiplayer
  • Music
  • Music Makes Me Horny
  • music videos
  • mustache
  • MySpace SUCKS BALLS
  • Myth
  • naked
  • nap
  • nasty
  • Natalie Portman
  • NBC
  • Neatorama
  • neice
  • nipples
  • not food
  • not funny
  • nude
  • nude sluts on ice
  • nurse
  • Oblivion
  • obsession
  • Office Space
  • official
  • oil
  • OK
  • old
  • old hotel
  • old school
  • OMFG
  • open mic
  • oriental
  • P2P
  • Padme Amidala
  • Panasonic
  • panties
  • paper airplane
  • Paris Hilton
  • Parris Island
  • Pathways Into Darkness
  • pay check
  • Pay day
  • PC Load Letter
  • pee
  • pee pee
  • Peer 2 Peer
  • pelican
  • penis
  • people are stupid
  • perky
  • Philips Toucam
  • phone
  • photo
  • photograph
  • photographs
  • photos
  • picture
  • pictures
  • piercings
  • pigga
  • pills
  • pink
  • pixl
  • plasq.com
  • platform
  • plug-ins
  • poast
  • poasting
  • podcast
  • poetry
  • Polls
  • poop
  • poopface
  • pooping
  • poop your pants
  • Portal
  • post
  • pot
  • potty humor
  • Power of the Damager
  • pregnancy
  • pride
  • print
  • prison
  • prodigy
  • product
  • project
  • promotion
  • Prong
  • psychedelic
  • puff daddy
  • pully
  • purple
  • PWNED
  • qool
  • radio
  • rain
  • ranch dressing
  • random quotes
  • ranting
  • Rants and Raves
  • RAZR
  • really bad joke
  • redhead
  • reefer
  • Reefer Madness
  • restroom
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Revenge of the Sith
  • RIP
  • ripoff
  • road
  • Rob
  • Robn
  • rock
  • roller skating
  • rugs
  • RulEzez
  • rust
  • Safari
  • sand
  • Sasquatch
  • Satan
  • Saturday
  • scary
  • scat
  • Science Fiction
  • screen grab
  • sea foam
  • search terms
  • see through
  • semen
  • series
  • sex
  • share
  • shave
  • shirt
  • shit
  • shitload
  • shitting
  • show
  • show business
  • silly
  • single player
  • sister-in-law
  • site
  • Site News
  • size
  • skin
  • Skitch
  • Skittles
  • sky is falling
  • Skype
  • sleep
  • slow
  • slut
  • small
  • smaller
  • smoked meat
  • sneak peak
  • snore
  • soap
  • sober
  • solo
  • Sopranos
  • South Carolina
  • space heater
  • spam
  • spandex
  • spicy
  • spoiled brat
  • spoon
  • Star Wars
  • Star Wars Celebration
  • Starz
  • stein
  • stethoscope
  • stoned
  • streaming
  • stupid
  • stupid ending
  • Sucks
  • suicide
  • sun
  • sun light
  • Super Paper Mario
  • surf
  • sweater
  • Swiss chemist
  • T-Shirt
  • tags
  • taking over the world
  • taking the browns to the superbowl
  • talk
  • tasty
  • tattoo
  • tattoos
  • TCF
  • teaser
  • teeth
  • Tenacious D
  • text
  • texture
  • that is not very funny
  • theatre
  • The cake is a lie
  • The Clone Wars
  • The Landlord
  • The Orange Box
  • The Phantom Menace
  • The Pick of Destiny
  • the p word
  • The Rifleman
  • The Simpsons Movie
  • The Sopranos
  • ThinkGeek
  • this joke was awful
  • this sucks
  • thrash
  • Tia
  • tits
  • Tivo Community Forum
  • TLC
  • toilet
  • tomb stone
  • Tommy Victor
  • toothpastefordinner
  • toys
  • traffic
  • transcribe
  • trip
  • Tulsa
  • Turtle
  • TV
  • tv shows
  • TV Shows Make my Crotch Tingle
  • ugly
  • umbrella
  • upset tummy
  • USMC
  • vagina
  • vibrator
  • video
  • video game
  • Video Games
  • Video Games and Movies
  • Vincent Chase
  • Viral video
  • voice
  • vomit
  • vultures
  • water
  • weapon
  • Web2.0
  • web browser
  • webcam
  • web comic
  • weed
  • weed eat
  • weeds
  • weekend
  • weekend over
  • weight
  • welcome
  • wet
  • Whatever
  • white trash ketchup
  • whoring
  • wifi
  • Wii
  • Will Farrell
  • windows
  • wings
  • wireless
  • women
  • wood
  • WordPress
  • work
  • world domination
  • WOW
  • wrong
  • wtf
  • www
  • xbox 360
  • Yahoo
  • yoga
  • YouTube
  • yummy
  • zombie
  • zombies